The Freakacast! Episode: 14 TMNT!
Turtle Power!
Music Credits:
Songs to Wear Pants to: Freakacast Theme
http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/the-freakacast-theme/
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme: Music- Chuck Lorre Composer- Dennis C. Brown
Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows Remix: AetherFlaer
*Note: This is a piece that I wrote for a creative writing class*
Characters
Statue of a Man
Statue of a Woman
Scene
In a small room in a fancy house two statues stand at the far corners and are facing the door leading in .(The audience) The statues are incredible works of art; the man looking noble and the woman the essence of beauty. A clock chimes midnight from somewhere in the house.
Slight movement as the woman inches her head towards the man
Woman Statue: Do you think they are all asleep my love?
Man Statue: Hard to say. (More softly) Better we keep it down until we are sure.
Woman: I do not wish to stay quiet anymore. We do enough of that during the day.
Man: Yes, but that is what we must do. It is our purpose to be looked at and spoken about but never spoken to.
The statue of a man moves his arms a bit but does not take move his head. He continues to watch the door.
Woman: They are silly things; people. What do you make of them?
Man: They can be interesting and a nuisance, often both at the same time.
Woman: Tell me who bothers you.
The woman, now moving more fluidly turns her whole self to the man. The man turns slightly from his position, but still keeps watch on the door.
Man: The snooty stuck up ones. Always assuming they are better than everyone else because they have more of everything. Underneath it all they are never happy, it shows on their faces.
Woman: I have noticed that myself. I don’t care for the maids.
Man: (Now fully turning towards the woman.) The maids?
Woman: Yes. They are so very rough when they are cleaning. It’s supposed to be a dust rag, not a club! I think next time they do that I’ll give them a good smack.
Man: (Laughing.) You’d give them a heart attack if you do.
Woman: Is it time yet?
Man: No, not yet. What people do you like?
Woman: I like it when they bring the children.
Man: The children?
Women: (Happily) When they look at us, they do not try to think about meaning, style, method, or any of that nonsense the artists talk about. When they look at us, they see the life we have, the beauty of life.
Man: I too have felt this way. The world has not gotten to them yet.
The clock now strikes three
Man and Woman together: At last!
They move towards each other. Their steps just as artful as their forms, they quicken and finally reach and embrace one another. They begin to sway and move in unison.
Woman: How I long to dance with you during the day. It is sheer torture to see you across the room and not be able to go to you. A few hours at night are not enough!
Man: I am happy with the time we get. I could stay in the corner for centuries if it meant I could dance only a minute with you.
They dance more eloquently now. Never once letting each other go, they move all around the room laughing all the while.
Woman: Why must we stay apart? Why can’t we stay like this forever?
Man: It is how we were made to be. People would not understand.
They dance more quickly now, using everything in the room; gravity could not hope to contain them; even the walls became a stage.
Man: Tomorrow will be here soon.
Woman: Let’s think of something funny to amuse ourselves during the day.
Man: I’ll make a parody of the looks they give us. (He puts his nose in the air and imitates the snobs they see so often)
Woman: (giggling) I’ll move my eye’s when they aren’t looking.
The clock now strikes seven
Man: Our dance is at an end. We must return to our places.
Woman: Time is always our enemy isn’t it?
Man: No, we can outlast time; we will always do each day.
They reluctantly let each other go and return to their spots. Stiffness taking them once more.
The Freakacast! Episode: 13 WB Toons
Andrew and Matt talk about Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, and Pinky and the Brain and how much they have made a long lasting impression on their lives. Andrew shares how he discovered his favorite band from a Tiny Toons episode while Matt can’t stop singing about the Nations of the World. Later Andrew gives the “Bronies” a nod and a Brohoof.
Videos that you need to watch:
Wakko’s 50 States and Capitols
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
One Beer: This is the banned Tiny Toons cartoon that deals with drinking.
Slugfest: This is the episode that Matt remembers most from Tiny Toons. It’s the one that is a parody on TMNT.
Music Credits:
Songs to Wear Pants to: Freakacast Theme
http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/the-freakacast-theme/
Richard Stone: Tiny Toons and Animaniacs Theme songs.
YAR! Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day! Here be a poem for ye.
There once was a pirate,
he sailed on his ship,
one fateful day he went on a trip.
With treasure in mind,
and wind in his sails,
he hoped he would find
an island free of males.
The wenches they teased him,
the sirens they pleased him,
he knew he had found,
the ultimate kingdome.
He was there just one week,
the outlook was bleak
he had been blead dry,
“You wenches ain’t cheap!”
Yarrrrr.
Songs to Wear Pants to: Freakacast Theme
http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/the-freakacast-theme/
The Freakacast! Episode: 12 It’s-a Mario!
Andrew and Matt take a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Music Credits:
Songs to Wear Pants to: Freakacast Theme
http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/the-freakacast-theme/
Sideview: Super Mario
Gifted But Twisted: Super Mario Bros. (Punk Cover):
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/146930
Cap. Lou: Do the Mario!
Nostalgia Critic Review of the Super Mario Movie:
The Mario Page on Newgrounds:
http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/mario
Angry Video Game Nerd Review of the Mario CDI Game:
http://cinemassacre.com/2008/11/12/avgn-cd-i-part-1/
The Virtual Boy:
http://cinemassacre.com/2008/02/19/virtual-boy/
Mario music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxLZzc9PGqw&list=PL46F96EB19F2AA336&index=7&feature=plpp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI2a7_XfKaI&list=PL46F96EB19F2AA336&index=15&feature=plpp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gXh83hNnWw&list=PL46F96EB19F2AA336&index=14&feature=plpp
Halo vs. Donkey Kong:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UZT5YEcMVY
Mega Man vs. Donkey Kong:
There are two people that I hold dear,
They have guided me through it all.
With their loving hands I could not fall.
On dark nights they held me near
with them around I knew no fear.
Taking time to go play ball
Through their love I grew tall
Because of them I’m more than I appear
There is no way I could ever repay
The kindness they bestowed me
Though sometimes they made me mad
Because of them the world I now can see.
There is nothing better I can say
I’ll always love you, Mom and Dad.
The Freakacast! Captain America Review
Andrew and Matt review the Captain America movie!
Music Credits:
Songs to Wear Pants to: Freakacast Theme
http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/the-freakacast-theme/
Alan Silvestri: Captain America March
The Star Spangled Singers: Star Spangled Man
The Freakacast! Episode: 11 Spider-Man pt. 2
The trio of web heads continue their talk about Spider-Man!
Doc Ock: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/274385
Music Credits:
Songs to Wear Pants to: Freakacast Theme
http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/the-freakacast-theme/
Gwar- 90′s Spider-Man cartoon intro
Aerosmith- Spider-Man
The Freakacast! Episode: 10 Spider-Man pt. 1
Andrew, Matt, and guest podcaster, Marcus talk about one of their favorite super heroes.
Here are a few links to get your Spider-Man groove on:
1967 series (the intro alone is worth it)
http://marvel.com/videos/watch/601/spider-man_1967_episode_1
1994 series:
http://marvel.com/videos/watch/838/spider-man_1994_episode_1
Death of Spiderman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyHG5S1TOso
Spider-Man: The Peril of Doc Ock : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbNXXNHelVM
From Marcus: Japanese spider-man. man this is funny. why does he have a giant robot leopard?
i watch a fair share of anime and still find this funny
http://marvel.com/videos/watch/563/japanese_spiderman_episode_01
Big thanks to Marcus for finding out about watching the old cartoons!
Music Credits:
Songs to Wear Pants to: Freakacast Theme
http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/the-freakacast-theme/
The Ramones: Spider-Man theme
Paul Francis Webster and Robert “Bob” Harris: Spider-Man Theme
