Captain’s Orders

*Written by Rebel4000*

*’Twas another day on the Whale King, home of the Island Attackers.*

Ryouga: *on the windshield* Island Attackers! I challenge you to a duel!

Void: …How did he get on our windshield?

Shadowstrike: No idea. I was just piloting the ship when I hit him.

Void: But we’re 50,000 miles above ground!

Shadowstrike: Look, I just pilot the ship. It’s not my problem.

Ryouga: LET ME IN THIS INSTANT!!

Sean: What exactly will we earn from letting you in?

Ryouga: A duel. With me.

Sean: Should we accept his terms?

Void: Hmm…

Ryouga: Well!?

Void: No. *activates the windshield wipers*

Ryouga: *gets smeared off the windshield* YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEEEEEeeeee…

Dark Knight: *comes in* Hey guys, what’s up?

Shadowstrike: You just missed Ryouga getting pwned.

Dark Knight: Damn. Could have been worse, I guess.

Sean: *shocked* Yipe!

Metabad: *comes in* WHAT’S GOING ON GUYS!?

Dark Knight: We just missed Ryouga getting pwned.

Metabad: Did it have anything to do with curses?

Shadowstrike: Not really.

Metabad: Osnapz. I guess it could have been worse, though.

Sean: *shocked* Double yipe!

Void: *rubbing chin* I still wonder how he got on our windshield…

Shadowstrike: Can’t be that big of a deal, can it?

Void: Well, what if someone else were to end up on our windshield by some freak accident? That would cause… problems.

Metabad and Dark Knight: IT COULD BE WORSE!!

Sean: *shocked* KNOCK IF OFF ALREADY!! *chases*

Metabad and Dark Knight: *runs*

Void: *sigh* Those three–

*Suddenly, without warning, there is a loud “thump” from up above. Everyone onboard the ship immediately stops what they’re doing to look upward, toward the source.*

Rebel: *teleports in* What the Hell was that noise?

Shadowstrike: Sounded like a thump.

Rebel: No shit.

Void: Now, now. Let’s go get the others and check it out. *grabs a pager* Everyone, please meet up on the deck! I repeat, please meet up on the deck. *hangs up*

Rebel: …Void, I thought we already went over this. Stop stealing my lines*!

*See Series 1, Epilogue #1 “Undercover Kicks”

*On the deck…*

Outlaw: ‘Sup everyone? Why were we called here?

Majin: YAH dont u no i gots ta peeeeeeeeeee *pees everywhere*

Dark Knight: OH GOD MAJIN IS PEEING EVERYWHERE!!

Metabad: DUDE THAT GROSS IN A RAWKIN’ SORT OF WAY!! *rawks, then acts disgusted, then rawks again, then acts disgusted again*

Shadowstrike: *sees Outlaw just standing there* OUTLAW AREN’T YOU DISTURBED BY THIS!?

Outlaw: Disturbed by what?

Sean: MAJIN PEEING EVERYWHERE!?

Outlaw: Oh, I thought it was just dirty rain. *to Majin* Yo, Maj dude, chill, ‘kay?

Majin: okiez *stops*

Void: *soaked* Well, now we’re all going to need baths!

Outlaw: …

Void: Don’t give me that look.

Rebel: Whatever! Look, let’s just figure out where that stupid noise came from.

???: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!

Shadowstrike: That noise…

Dark Knight: Oh, no…

Flannery: *explodes onto the scene, throwing sand everywhere* SAND FOR EVERYOOOOOOONE!!

Metabad: IT’S THE SAND ADDICT!!

Void: *avoiding the sand* Flannery! How did you get on the ship!?

Flannery: I fell.

Void: So that was you!? BUT HOW!?

Flannery: I HAD SAAAAAAAAAND.

Outlaw: *nibbling on some sand* Logic doesn’t seem to mix with this girl.

Rebel: *wiping the sand off himself* All right, Little Miss Flannery, what exactly do you want?

Flannery: I wanted to show you guys something!

Shadowstrike: Oh god, it’s her relatives. I know it.

Majin: do ya tink tehy leik sandy shtuf 2??

Flannery: *runs inside*

Void: Oh crap. Quick! Don’t let her get away! *chases after*

Everyone else: *follows*

Outlaw: *now inside* Gasp… where did she go?

Sean: No idea… I’m just gonna sit here for a moment to catch my breath… Man this shell is heavy… *sits on the couch*

Rebel: All right, well… let’s split up. If you find her, just holler. *leaves*

Outlaw, Void, Majin, Shadowstrike, Metabad, Dark Knight: Right! *leaves*

Sean: Split up… right… I’m on it… Huh?

Flannery: *comes in holding a pie* Hi Sean.

Sean: …Hi?

Flannery: I baked you a pie.

Sean: Um… thanks… I think…

Flannery: Here, have some! *hands him a slice*

Sean: … *looks at Flannery*

Flannery: *waiting for him to eat it*

Sean: …Gulp. *takes a bite and eyes open wide* Wow, this is delicious! *takes another bite*

Flannery: You like it? YAY!!

Sean: This is good. Really good. *takes another bite* What kind of pie is this? Cherry?

Flannery: Noooo.

Sean: Strawberry?

Flannery: Nooooooooo.

Sean: Apple?

Flannery: Nooooooooooooooooo.

Sean: Okay, I give up. *takes another bite* What is it?

Flannery: SAND!!

Sean: *stops chewing* …Huh?

Flannery: It’s sand, Sean. Sand. Now the sand is a part of you. Do you understand? *gets up and walks off*

Sean: …

Metabad: *comes in* Oh man, is that pie!?

Sean: Uh… yeah…

Metabad: I LOVE PIE!! CAN I HAVE SOME!?

Sean: Sure. *hands the pie over*

Metabad: W00T!! *starts eating* Oh yeah, where’s the Cool Hip?

Sean: What?

Metabad: Cool Hip. You can’t have a pie without Cool Hip.

Sean: Say Cool Whip again.

Metabad: Cool Hip.

Sean: You’re saying it wrong. It’s not Cool Hip, it’s Cool WHIP.

Metabad: Cool Hip!

Sean: Dude, why are you putting so much emphasis on the ‘h’!? It’s Cool Whip!

Metabad: Cool Hip!

Sean: Cool Whip!

Metabad: Cool Hip!

Sean: Cool Whip!

Metabad: Cool Hip!

Sean: Cool Whip!

Metabad: Cool Hip!

Sean: Cool Whip!

Metabad: Cool Hip!

Sean: YOU’RE EATING SAND!!

Metabad: PHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTT!! *spits the pie out*

Outlaw: *in the distance* Guys! I found her!

Rebel: *bursts into the room* What’re you two doing!? Outlaw needs us! *takes off*

Void: *chasing after Rebel* Slow down, Rebel!

Metabad: Oopsie, not rawkin’! *leaves with Sean*

*The team locates Outlaw in the kitchen, where Flannery is surrounded by sand pies.*

Rebel: *points* You! How dare you waste our precious food supply to create these abominations!

Flannery: Abomination THIS!! *throws a pie at Rebel*

Outlaw: NOOOOOOOOOO!! *jumps in front of Rebel, getting hit instead*

Shadowstrike: Outlaw!

Dark Knight: Are you okay!?

Outlaw: *has pie on face* Mmm… sandy.

Rebel: That’s it. GET HER!!

Flannery: THE SAND WILL NOT BE STOPPED!! *tries to plow through the team but fails*

Majin: *wraps Flannery up in chains* whoooooooooooa slow down buddeh

Void: Excellent work, Majin.

Majin: juss doen mah job *pats belly and belches*

Dark Knight: Let’s dispose of her! Mwahahahah!!

Rebel: READY THE CANNON!!

Outlaw, Void, Majin, Shadowstrike, Metabad, Dark Knight, Sean: Yes, sir!

*The team begins to walk down the hall, with Majin dragging Flannery behind him. Little do they realize is that someone was sneaking up behind them…*

???: Psst…

Majin: hunh? *turns around and gets hit in the face with a shovel* DING-DONG *collapses*

Shadowstrike: What in the world!? *dodges the shovel*

???: Unhand her, you fiends! Lest you taste the almighty power of the shovel that I hold!

Rebel: Oh, in that case… *gives the finger* FUCK YOU!!

???: *clobbers Rebel over the head*

Rebel: *collapses next to Majin*

Outlaw: Just who is this guy!?

???: I thought you would never ask! In a time of darkness… when the world needs a hero… there is but one person who can stand up to the terrors of society…

Dark Knight: Just get on with it, already…

???: *pumps shovel into the air* I am the one… the only… CAPTAIN SHOVELMAN!! DEFENDER OF SHOVELS… EVERYWHERE!! *fireworks go off in the background*

Flannery: YEAH GO BYRON!!

Byron: *points shovel at the CIA* Your time has come!

Void: Ooooookay. If you say so.

Byron: DIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!! *charges at Void with shovel raised*

Void: *flies over Byron*

Byron: DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee… *keeps running down the hall*

Outlaw: Not the brightest bulb in the box, is he?

Flannery: Oh, the captain just likes to be silly.

Dark Knight: Did we say you could talk!?

Flannery: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND.

*About thirty minutes later… in the living room…*

Sean: So you are a… super hero… and Flannery is your… sidekick?

Flannery: Daaaaaaaaah.

Majin: daaaaaaaaaah

Byron: That is correct! Together, the two of us form an unstoppable duo! Let us show them our form, Flannery!

Flannery: SAAAAAAND!! *drops a pile of sand on the ground*

Byron: TALLY-HO!! *scoops sand with his shovel and flings it at Majin*

Majin: *getting smacked in the face with sand* WUT TEH HOOBALOO!?

Dark Knight: That’s… interesting.

Metabad: This duo is pretty rawkin’, but not as rawkin’ as me n’ Rebel’s Super Awesome Fighting Force! *rawks*

Rebel: *rawks*

Byron: Ahh, yes, I nearly forgot! The reason why we are here is to ask for your aid!

Shadowstrike: Our aid? Us?

Byron: Yes. Flannery told me all about you and your team. We would love to have your assistance!

Rebel: What’s the catch?

Byron: No catch. Just help us purge the streets of our beloved country… *raises shovel* BEFORE IT IS TOO LAAAAAAATE!!

Rebel: Hmm… GROUP UP!! *everyone circles around him* What do you guys think?

Void: These guys are insane.

Rebel: Other than that.

Void: …These guys are insane.

Outlaw: I think we should help them. After all… he’s a single father with a daughter who has only sand to eat.

Shadowstrike: Wait, they’re related!?

Metabad: D00d, tear jerker!

Majin: tat poor famly…

Void: …I think somewhere along the lines there was a loss of communication.

Sean: Let’s just help them out. As fellow heroes, we should be doing our part as-is.

Outlaw: Yeah! What he said!

Rebel: It’s decided. *turns to Byron* We’re in. What do we have to do?

Byron: Excellent! All we must do is catch the nefarious evildoers. TO THE CITY!!

Flannery: Dun-dun-dun-dun dun-dun-dun-dun SHOVELMAAAAN!!

*Cue a close up of Bryon’s head zooming in followed by it zooming back out. Suddenly, the group is in the city!*

Shadowstrike: The Hell!?

Dark Knight: How’d we get to the city!?

Sean: *looks at Byron in horror* What are you?

Byron: I’m Shovelman.

*At that moment, a shot is heard being fired in a nearby bank.*

Majin: DANJUR!!

Byron: WE MUST HURRY!! FOLLOW ME, FLANNERY!!

Flannery: Aye aye, Captain!

Byron: *running* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!

Void: …You’ve got to be kidding me.

Outlaw: Don’t be like that, Void man. It’s just his style!

Rebel: You guys, HURRY UP!! *chases*

*Inside the bank, we see none other than The Rat holding the place up.*

The Rat: All right, stick the money in the bag!

Employee: I can’t!

The Rat: What’s that? What’s that? You can’t? *puts his arm cannon up to the employee’s face* Run that by me again.

Employee: *sobbing* That’s not a bag! It’s a stereo!

The Rat: *lifts up the stereo* Ohhh, right. That was when we held up the Wal-Mart down the street. *tosses it to Dead Man* Catch!

Dead Man: *gets hit on the head* …

R.O.B.: Beep.

The Rat: Yeah, yeah, I’m on it. *to the employee* JUST GIVE ME SOME CASH, ALL RIGHT!?

Employee: O-okay…

Byron: *busts the door down* HALT!! COMMENCE WITH YOUR ACTIONS NO FURTHER!!

The Rat: … *blasts the employee’s head off*

Byron: …AFTER DOING THAT!!

Flannery: *behind Byron* YEAH!! THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT, CAPTAIN!!

The Rat: So uh, who the Hell’re you? *to Dead Man and R.O.B.* You guys got any idea?

Dead Man: …

R.O.B.: Beep.

The Rat: Huh. Okay. So who exactly are you?

Byron: Thought you would never ask! In a time of darkness… when the world needs a hero… there is but one person who can stand up to the terrors of society…

The Rat: *blasts another employee’s head off*

Byron: *pumps shovel into the air* I am the one… the only… CAPTAIN SHOVELMAN!! DEFENDER OF SHOVELS… EVERYWHERE!! *fireworks go off in the background*

Flannery: And I’m his faithful sidekick… FLANNERY!! SAND FOR EVERYONE!! *tosses sand up into the air*

Byron: And these are our companions… the Island Attackers! *steps to the side to reveal the team*

The Rat: …Oh. Heh. It’s you guys. Looks like you’ve picked up a couple o’ live ones. And here I thought I had issues.

Dead Man: …

Byron: Enough! *readies shovel* Vile creature, you will not escape from us today! Flannery!

Flannery: SAND ATTACK!! *kicks up a bunch of sand*

The Rat: Say what!? *is blinded*

Byron: HI-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! *strikes*

Majin: o0o

Shadowstrike: Did he get him!?

*As the scene unfolds, we see that R.O.B. had come in at the last moment carrying Dead Man, who in turn projected his magic barrier to deflect Byron’s attack.*

Byron: What trickery is this!?

The Rat: You lose! *shoots Byron in the knee with his laser tail*

Byron: Argh! *collapses*

Flannery: CAPTAIN!!

The Rat: All right, that was fun. The show’s over kids! *presses a button and a bus crashes through the wall* Let’s get out of here, boys!

R.O.B.: Beep. *carries both The Rat and Dead Man onboard*

Outlaw: Wait!

The Rat: Smell ya later! *takes off*

Shadowstrike: Damn… he got away.

Void: That was embarrasing.

Rebel: Shove it. How’s the captain?

Sean: *checking his knee* It’s a small injury. He won’t be doing anything on this leg for a while, though.

Byron: Curses! The fiend tricked me. Of COURSE he’d have a laser on his tail.

Rebel: Oh, of course…

Dark Knight: So what do we do now? Go home?

Byron: No! Never! We must… continue to uphold justice!

Dark Knight: But you’re knee–

Byron: JUSTIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!

Metabad: We must continue to rawk on! THE SAFF NEVER BACKS DOWN!! *rawks*

Rebel: Agreed. Outlaw, take the captain outside with us.

Outlaw: Right away, boss bug. *picks up Byron*

Flannery: I’LL GET SOME SAND!! *runs off*

*As the team walks out of the bank… it explodes.*

Dark Knight: Awww, shit.

Sean: So much for saving the bank.

Shadowstrike: Could be worse.

Sean: *shocked* God damn it.

Byron: *crying manly tears* Curse those rogues! All of those people in there… gone to waste! We must work harder!

Void: Yeah… about that… I really don’t think you’ll be doing anything on that leg.

Metabad: You can’t rawk on a bad leg! ‘Cause then you just kinda… flawp.

Majin: i c wat u did thar

Metabad: TOTALLY!! *rawks*

Sean: Seriously though, you shouldn’t push yourself.

Byron: Hmm… perhaps you are right. Then that means… *points dramatically* That YOU will all have to take over for me!

Dark Knight: We won’t let you down, Captain!

Byron: You better not!

Flannery: *comes back* I GOT SAND!! *pours it on Byron’s wound*

Byron: YEEEEOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCH!!

Outlaw: You okay, Captain!?

Byron: FINE!! THE SAND ON MY WOUND MERELY… MAKES ME TOUGHER!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Flannery: I’LL GET MORE SAND!! *starts to run away*

Void: Oh god, someone stop that girl!

???: Huzzah!

Outlaw: There’s that battle cry again…

Balrog: *drops down from the sky, landing on top of Flannery* Finally found you guys!

Byron: FLANNERY!!

Void: Wow, someone actually stopped her.

Dark Knight: Stopped? More like crushed.

Balrog: Uh… are you guys listening to me?

Shadowstrike: No. Now go away.

Balrog: …You guys aren’t nice.

Rebel: WE’RE NEVER NICE!!

Byron: What in the world is this fiend that crushed poor Flannery, anyway? Some sort of microwave?

Sean: No, his name is Balrog. He’s some sort of bad guy… I think.

Byron: Bad guy!? *gets up, shovel ready* THEN WE MUST STRIKE HIM DOWN!!

Balrog: Eh? Just who’re you supposed to be?

Byron: Glad you asked! In a time of darkness… when the world needs a hero… there is but one person who can stand up to the terrors of society…

Balrog: …

Byron: *pumps shovel into the air* I am the one… the only… CAPTAIN SHOVELMAN!! DEFENDER OF SHOVELS… EVERYWHERE!! *fireworks go off in the background*

Balrog: …So who’re you supposed to be?

Byron: He’s worse than I thought…

Flannery: *wriggling under Balrog* SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!

Void: *face palming* Look, Balrog, could you just PLEASE get off of Flannery?

Balrog: Huh? Who’s Flannery? *sees the girl under him* AHHHHHH IT’S THE SAND GIRL!! *jumps off her*

Flannery: I GOT SAND FOR EVERYONE!! *throws some at Balrog*

Balrog: *swatting the sand* GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!

Byron: The fiend is distracted! Now is our chance to strike!

Rebel: I like your thinking! Island Attackers… ATTACK!!

Shadowstrike: Sonic Slicer!

Outlaw: Spin Wheel!

Balrog: *gets hit by both attacks* WAAAAAH!!

Dark Knight: My turn! *fires a volley of bubbles*

Balrog: That wasn’t fair! I wasn’t ready! *dodges the bubbles and gets in close to Dark Knight*

Dark Knight: What the–*gets grabbed* Lemme go!

Balrog: Alley-oop! *tosses DK into a nearby building*

Dark Knight: *hits the wall* Gack!

Metabad: Time to rawk! *releases a flurry of fireballs*

Balrog: *releases multiple missiles, causing them to explode against the fireballs upon impact*

Metabad: Whoa!! *gets knocked back by the force*

Balrog: *takes to the skies, unleashing many energy projecticles to the ground below*

Void: Scramble! *takes to the skies* You’re not going to pull that trick on us! *begins charging energy*

Balrog: Don’t think so! *fires a missile at Void*

Sean: WATCH OUT!!

*In a moment of desperation, Sean curls into his shell and rockets in front of the missile, letting his shell absorb the impact. Unfortunately, the blast also caused Sean to go flying back to the ground.*

Sean: *crashes* Ugh…

Void: Don’t worry Sean! I’ll get him for you!

Balrog: It’s too late! I’ll dodge it!

Void: Not if I do this–! *fires the energy beam below Balrog, at Majin*

Balrog: What!?

Majin: *absorbs the energy and fires it back out at Balrog*

Balrog: *gets hit* AARRRRRRRGH!! *hits the ground but rebounds* I’m not through yet!

Rebel: We’ll see about that! *draws beam saber and slashes*

Balrog: *swiftly moves out of the way*

Rebel: Stay still!

Balrog: Never! *attempts to grab Rebel*

Rebel: *locks places with Balrog* Grr…

Byron: Rebel! Use this! *tosses his shovel*

Rebel: Right! *breaks away from Balrog and grabs the shovel* Ohh yeah, what now?

Balrog: *fires a missile*

Rebel: CRAP!! *dodges*

Shadowstrike: Don’t leave me out of this! *runs behind Balrog and grabs him*

Balrog: Not this again! *shakes Shadowstrike off*

Outlaw: Then try me on for size! *grabs hold of Balrog*

Balrog: What!? NO!! *struggles to break free but fails*

Void: Rebel, now’s your chance!

Byron: Use the shovel!

Flannery: BELIEVE IN THE SAND!!

Majin: n brush yo teef!

Rebel: ALL RIIIIIIIIGHT!! *jumps into the air and comes back down, slamming the shovel into Balrog’s face*

Balrog: OOGH!!

Outlaw: …

Shadowstrike: …

Void: …

Majin: …

Byron: …

Flannery: …

Dark Knight: *getting back up* Did we get him…?

Metabad: Duhhhhh.

Balrog: *has a mark on face* I’m kinda woozy…

Void: He’s still standing after that!?

Rebel: *hands the shovel back to Byron* That’s some damn thick skin.

Sean: I thought it was some sort of metal exoskeleton.

Dark Knight: Well, only one thing to do now. *cracks knuckles* Time for some fun!

Flannery: HOORAY FOR MORE SAND!!

Balrog: AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! *takes off into a nearby building*

Shadowstrike: It looks like he’s making a break for it–into an electronic store!

Byron: After him, everyone! Do not let him escape!

*’The team, along with Byron and Flannery head off inside the building where Balrog went to. Once there they found Balrog… along with Misery, who was floating in the air.*

Misery: *sees the group* You let them follow you here!?

Balrog: Hey! It wasn’t like I did it on purpose!

Void: Just what are you doing here, Misery?

Misery: …Hah! That’s none of your business, now is it?

Dark Knight: Serges wanted something from this store, obviously. Why ELSE would his lackies be here?

Balrog: Damn, he’s good…

Misery: Quiet, you. Besides, even if our master did want something here, why should we tell you?

Majin: ahhh stealin on teh streets… it a tough life, dat. bak in teh day i waz purty keen on gettin me some of teh goodes 2, hic.

Outlaw: Weren’t you a hero before you met us, though?

Majin: itz jus a side job lol *puts an iPod in pocket*

Byron: Whatever the case may be… we must put a stop to this Misery by… putting her out of her misery!

Flannery: Ba-dum-ching!

Metabad: *rawks*

Void: *face palms*

Byron: Flannery! Ready yourself!

Flannery: SAND!! *drops a pile of sand on the ground*

Byron: TAKE THIS!! AND THAT!! *scoops the sand and flings it at Balrog and Misery*

Balrog: NO!! SAVE ME!!

Misery: *watches as the sand lands beneath her* My, my, how impressive. It is so impressive that I think we’ll just call it a day.

Balrog: W-we will?

Misery: I already got what we came for. We’ll just report to Master Serges about my success… and your failure, naturally. *disappears*

Balrog: WHAT!? NOOOOOOO!! *takes off*

Everyone else: …

Sean: Well, that was… interesting.

Dark Knight: Could be worse.

Sean: *shocked* Ow.

Shadowstrike: I wonder what they were after…

Void: And that they already obtained, apparently…

Rebel: I guess we won’t find out for now. Anyway, I’m beat. How about we call it a day, everyone? Captain?

Byron: Sounds like a good idea to me. I probably shouldn’t be running on this knee of mine anyway. BACK TO THE SHIP!!

Rebel, Outlaw, Majin, Shadowstrike, Metabad, Dark Knight, Sean, Flannery: Aye aye, Captain!

Void: Whatever. Let’s just go. *begins to leave*

Misery: *reappears behind the group* Hold on for just a moment.

Rebel: What the? You’re back!?

Misery: I just realized that now would be the perfect opportunity to finish what Balrog should have ended himself.

Dark Knight: So it’s a fight you want? Bring it!

Misery: Oh, silly Reploid. I don’t plan on getting my own hands dirty. Enjoy! *casts a spell and vanishes*

Sean: That spell… I think I recognize it–

*Sean is cut short as all of the electronic gear in the store starts going haywire! Then, without warning, they start to move about, as if they had come to life.*

Metabad: THIS AIN’T RAWKIN’!!

Majin: tis remindededed me of teh tiem wen i waz drunk

Outlaw: Let’s get out of here!

*The team runs for the door, only to find that it won’t budge.*

Dark Knight: What’s wrong with the door!? Why won’t it open!?

Sean: Yeah… this is definitely the spell…

Void: What spell?

Sean: She casted a spell which allows inanimate objects of your choosing to come to life. In this case, electronics.

Shadowstrike: So what does that have to do with the door not opening?

Sean: The door is an electronic door, obviously. Now it won’t let us out.

Void: Terrific…

Majin: tats wat i sed wen i waz drunk 2

Rebel: Shut up, Majin.

Outlaw: Uh… guys… I think we’re trapped…

*Indeed, with no way out, the CIA was pressed against the wall, with the animated electronics edging closer and closer… Was this the end of our beloved heroes!?*

Byron: There is only one way out, it seems.

CIA: Huh?

Byron: I will focus all of my power and obliterate these monstrosities with one attack!

Void: Um… look, Byron… I know now isn’t a good time to say this but… you really don’t have any super powers.

Byron: Say what?

Flannery: NON-BELIEVERS GET SAND IN THE EYES!! *throws sand at Void*

Void: Ow! Stop that!

Dark Knight: I smell a traitor.

Metabad: MUTINY!!

Byron: We’ll talk about that later! First, let us get out of here!

Rebel: Do your worst, Captain!

Byron: Here we go! *lifts shovel up, having it point toward the sky* IN THE NAME OF THE GOD SHOVELOS, I WILL HAVE THE POWER!!

*In a matter of seconds, Byron’s muscles begin to bulge with abnormal power, and the shovel in his hand starts to radiate with a blinding, white light!*

Outlaw: What is this power!?

Byron: PREPARE YOURSELVES, DEMONS!! RADIANCE OF A THOUSAND SHOVELS!!

*With all of the power stored, Byron slams the shovel down onto the ground, releasing a blast of energy so powerful that it rips the electronic equipment to shreds!*

Byron: *back to normal and breathing heavily*

Void: …

Rebel: …That was FANTASTIC!!

Majin: A WINNAR IZ U!!1

Sean: What was that attack? It didn’t seem like magic…

Flannery: IT WAS LIKE SAND!! Only not.

Metabad: I dunno what it was BUT IT RAWKED!! IN FACT I THINK IT BROUGHT THE LEVEL OF RAWSOMENESS TO THE NEXT LEVEL!! *rawks so hard the building begins to shake*

Outlaw: I think ya better save the celebration until we’re in a more stable environment, Meta dude.

Metabad: KK.

Rebel: *smugly* So what did you think of that, huh, Void? Not bad for a man who lacks powers, am I right?

Void: Look, there is probably a logical explanation behind all of that. I refuse to believe what I saw just now as some sort of “super power”.

Dark Knight: Well, they always said ignorance is bliss… although I believe in this case you are just being stupid.

Void: Takes one to know one.

Byron: Let’s… not fight right now… breather…

Shadowstrike: I think we should call it a day.

Outlaw: Let’s go back to the ship.

Flannery: Dun-dun-dun-dun dun-dun-dun-dun SHOVELMAAAAN!!

*Cue a close up of Bryon’s head zooming in followed by it zooming back out. Suddenly, the group is back on the Whale King!*

Sean: *weirded out* Just how do you do that!?

Byron and Flannery: Do what?

Sean: …Never mind.

Void: All right, let’s treat Byron’s injuries. Shadow, could you go get a cold pack from the freezer?

Shadowstrike: …

Void: …Oh, right. Let’s treat the captain’s injuries. Better?

Shadowstrike: I suppose. *runs to the kitchen*

*Thus the CIA started treatment on Byron’s injuries. The next day…*

Outlaw: Do ya have to go so soon?

Sean: I doubt your leg is back to 100% yet, as well.

Byron: Ah, but we must be heading off. The world cannot wait for me to recooperate forever! Besides, I plan on doing research on those New X-Hunter fellows you told me about. Flannery is already onto something!

Flannery: *on the ground, sniffing* I smell their sand!

Rebel: Well then, I hope you all take care!

Byron: Farewell, comrades! Until we meet again! *jumps off the ship*

Flannery: BYE!! *jumps off the ship*

Majin: *waving hands frantically* BIIIIIEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!!

Void: …Y’know, we really need a better way of letting people off our ship.

Dark Knight: You do realize you are a little too late for that, right?

Shadowstrike: Eh, I think it could be worse.

Sean: *shocked* Yeah…

Metabad: …Could be worse.

Sean: *shocked* Hey, guess what? Fuck you.

Metabad: NO THANKS, WEIRDO!!

*Elsewhere… in a remote location…*

Serges: *smacking Balrog around a bit* Let this be a lesson to you!

Balrog: OW!! I’M SORRY!!

Serges: Never underestimate the Island Attackers! EVER!!

Misery: That’s what I tried to tell him, but he wouldn’t listen to me!

Serges: Whatever. Soon… soon my greatest creation shall be completed! Then I’ll put all of those fools in their place… the Island Attackers… Agile… Violen… even my former bosses Sigma and Donald Trump! I will make them know my power and then… THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!! KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH–*back cracks* OWOWOWOW!! MY BACK!!

The End

Majin World

*Team Collaboration*

*It was another day at the Island Attackers flying base, the Whale King. The team had just finished eating breakfast and some of the members were lounging in the… erm, lounge.*

Shadowstrike: *flipping through channels at a super sonic-rate*

Sean: Can you slow down?

Shadowstrike: No.

Sean: Well, I can’t even tell what’s on.

Shadowstrike: Me neither.

Sean: Then why do you keep doing it?

Shadowstrike: Beats me.

Majin: *drunk as usual* bidoof

Dark Knight: Well… this sucks! Anyone have anything good to watch? Preferably with lilies… Get the hint?

Outlaw: Hey, I’ve got an idea! *snags the remote from Shadow*

Shadowstrike: Hey!

Outlaw: I found this awesome show the other day… check it out!

*Outlaw changes the channel to “Dirty Jobs”*

Mike Rowe: *has his hand up a horse’s ass* This tickles.

Shadowstrike and Sean: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Majin: RIPPY ROW ROW!? :@

Void: *enters the room reading something* Guys, would you mind keeping it down? I’m trying to read some important papers and… *looks up* OH HOLY HELL WHAT IS THAT!? *gouges eyes*

Outlaw: So I take it this show earns a “yes”?

Dark Knight: Abso-posi-lutely! *gets punched* PAIN!

Outlaw: Man you guys are weak. He’s just getting dirty. And… doing jobs.

Shadowstrike: MY EYES! THEY BLEEED!!!

Majin: FOOOO!

*Rebel walks in*

Rebel: Sup all? *Glances at the TV* I think I know that guy.

Sean: You know Rowe?

Dark Knight: Were you on his show?

Rebel: That was long ago.

Majin: I has a toe!

Void: So what did you do?

Rebel: Hey you didn’t rhyme!

Void: I don’t ryhme.

Outlaw: Killjoy.

Void: Whatever.

Rebel: I rented him Majin once.

Outlaw: What for?

Rebel: You don’t want to know.

*Majin spits out a urinal air freshener*

Sean: That is so nasty.

Dark Knight: Can we turn that off please? This show has no lilies in it!

Outlaw: Can I eat trash in your room over your lily posters?

Dark Knight: NO!

Outlaw: “Dirty Jobs” it is, then.

Void: Urgh, I don’t want to watch, I’ll go do something else…

Majin: me tellz storryz of unparraleled hidden me past!

Shadowstrike: Haha! That’s our Majin! Always telling nonsense, like your past is interesting.

*Outlaw turns off the TV to look at the show in his own room because of the complaining, and soon, everyone was out of the living room, apart from Majin*

Majin: roooooooo…*tear rolls down cheek*

*With the rest of the team*

Sean: Weren’t you a little harsh on Majin?

Shadowstrike: What do you mean?

Sean: Surely his past must be slightly interesting.

Rebel: It’s not.

Sean: What makes you so sure?

Rebel: Because I know everything! *throws a can of coke at Sean*

Sean: *gets hit and the can explodes, causing him to go flying into the wall*

Shadowstrike: That’s some powerful stuff.

Dark Knight: Could be worse.

Sean: *shocked* I hate you all.

Void: On a note that has nothing to with this current topic, who is flying the ship?

Shadowstrike: Don’t be silly Void. I am.

Void: …How?

Shadowstrike: …Oh.

*The members barge into the control room, where they see Metabad at the controls, bashing his hands on the console*

Metabad: GO ME!!

Void: Metabad! What are you doing!?

Metabad: Flying.

Shadowstrike: Hey, stupid, you don’t know how to fly.

Metabad: FIEN THEN I’M TRYING TO RAWK ARE YOU HAPPY?

Rebel: Rawk on, rawker dude!

Void: No, don’t rawk on. Metabad, get away from those controls before–

*Suddenly the ship starts spinning*

Metabad: OHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Dark Knight: SOMEONE STOP THIS CRAZY THING!! *throws up everywhere*

*Outlaw enters the cockpit*

Outlaw: WHY IS THE SHIP SPINN–OH JESUS THERE IS VOMIT EVERYWERE!!!

Jesus: Yo bro, what’s–oh god OH GOD!!!

God: Hey what’s up you–OH JESUS OH WHY DID I MAKE VOMIT SO GROSS?!

Sean: We’ll get sued for stealing that joke when we survive this.

Metabad: NONONO I DON’T WANT TO DIE!!! I STILL HAVE NOT RAWKED WITH AEROSMITH YET!!!

*Majin enters the cockpit*

Majin: U WANA HEAR STOWY NOWZ?!

Everyone else: NOT NOW!

Majin: roooooo…*tear rolls down cheek*

Narrator: Will the C:IA survive this heartbreaking and exciting crash? Will Metabad ever rawk with Aerosmith? Will DK stop throwing up everywhere? Will Majin ever tell his story?! I DON’T KNOW, BECAUSE I’M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!

*The narrator grabs the last parachute and jumps out of the Whale King*

Rebel: SHADOWSTRIKE, GRAB THE CONTROLS!

Shadowstrike: Oh, yeah right. That would be a good idea.

*Shadowstrike runs over to the controls and immediately tries to get the Whale King to rise and stop its descent.*

Shadowstrike: Umm… You all might want to hold on to something.

Outlaw: WE ALREADY ARE!

Shadowstrike: Oh, yeah right. Sorry.

*The Whale King makes a crash landing, the sound of metal scraping the earth resonates through the control room. Eventually everything slows to a stop. Everyone gets up and looks around, surveying the damage. Most groan and Void sighs.*

Metabad: This doesn’t rawk.

Rebel: Correct.

Void: This is going to take forever to fix.

Sean: Eh, its not that bad. Besides I’ll help.

Dark Knight: Yeah, it could always be–

*Sean throws a crystal into his mouth, Dark Knight starts to choke and falls onto the ground.*

Sean: I’d like to keep that down to once per a day, please.

Rebel: Fine, so Void and Sean will do repairs. Shadowstrike can probably help by fetching tools or something. Dark Knight, Metabad, and Outlaw can clean.

Outlaw: Aw, it looks kind of nice in here actually. Can’t we keep it this way?

Void: NO!

Outlaw: Fine…

Void: Rebel, what are you going to do?

Rebel: What every good leader does. I will supervise.

Majin: Whut can I dooz?

Rebel: Uh, I guess if one of the groups wants an extra hand you can help them. Anyone need Majin’s help?

*Dead silence*

Majin: I telz story now?

Rebel: Fine! Tell your stupid story already! *grabs a coke*

Sean: What happened to supervising?

Rebel: Oh, that? I am.

Sean: How?

Rebel: I’m supervising Majin’s story so it doesn’t become overly-convoluted.

Void: Whatever. *starts leaving* We need to stop damaging this ship, I swear. This is, what, the third time?

Shadowstrike: Second.

Void: Quiet, you.

Outlaw: Now, now, let’s all keep this civil, mm’kay? *to Majin* Go ahead, Maj dude, you can tell us the story now.

Dark Knight: *spits the crystal out* Story time! *gets punched* PAIN AGAIN!!

Rebel: You clean. Me and Outlaw can handle this.

Everyone else: Aww…

Shadowstrike: Hey, why is Outlaw suddenly off cleaning duty?

Rebel: One, it’s Outlaw. His idea of clean is a sewer. Second, he’s far less annoying than you. Third, he.. uh..

Outlaw: Has Cherry Coke!

Rebel: Has Cherry Coke!

Shadowstrike: *grumblegrumblegrumble*

*Shadow goes off to try and find a garbage bag*

Sean: Maybe having the base in the air all the time is a bad idea.

Metabad: Hey for my first time behind the wheel I RAWKED!

Void: No, you did the thing furthest from rocking.

Metabad: That’s RAWKING! Say it right or not at all!

Rebel: Shut up and let Majin start!

Majin: Thankyz! I member a long long time ago. A long long long long long…

Outlaw: Somebody hit him, he’s stuck.

Dark Knight: Oh, oh, me, me!

*DK goes to smack Majin but unexplainably bursts into flames.*

Sean: Stop drop and roll dude! Or not, I don’t care.

Majin:…time ago… A time before the great drunkening.

*All attention to Majin*

Majin: some funny happened or sumthin I CANT REMEMBER IT WELL but i guess u could say i came from an alternate world??

*There is silence.*

Rebel: …

Outlaw: …

Majin: …

*Silence.*

Rebel: …BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!! *falls out of chair*

Majin: I DO GUD GUIZ!?!?

Outlaw: *trying to hide a grin* Uh… yeah, real “gud” job, Maj dude! *pats Majin on the back* We were moved to tears by that. Ain’t that right, boss bug?

Rebel: *on the floor* C-Can’t… breath… hahahah…

Dark Knight: *comes back in with Metabad* Did Majin already tell his story?

Outlaw: Yep.

Dark Knight: Darn it! Why do we have to clean, Rebel!?

Rebel: M-my… heart… it’s not… f-feelin’… s-so good…

Outlaw: (Is he gonna be okay!?)

Metabad: This isn’t rawkin anymore.

Rebel: *gets back up* Majin… that story was awful! And now I think I’m gonna die… it’s all your fault!

Majin: roooo… *sheds a tear*

*Just then Majin got an IDEA. It was an amazing IDEA. So amazing that it amazed itself. That was one Hell of an IDEA, huh?*

Majin: o me noeze!!! i jus take u dere k

Rebel, Outlaw, Metabad, and Dark Knight: …’Kay.

Majin: k

*Without warning, everyone is enveloped in a strange light, including the members not present, and vanish without trace. When they reappear, they are in a strange, foreign world.*

Shadowstrike: *wearing a bucket on his head and wielding a mop* Where am I!? I’VE NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE!!

Majin: UR @ MAJIN WORLD!!

Void: *also wielding a mop* I smell a badly written plot device.

???: Majin! IS THAT YOU?

Majin: *transforms back to normal* MAMAJIN! *goes running off*

Void: What the hell?

Majin: COME ON GUYS! MEET MY FAMILY!

Dark Knight: I’m scared.

Outlaw: I think we all are.

Majin: THAT’S IT! *grabs the others and drags them with him*

Sean: LEMME GO!

Shadowstrike: It could be worse.

Sean: Oh you son of a–*is shocked, and the shock transfers to Majin, making him drop them*

Metabad: Wait, where is Rebel?

Void: And our mops?

*Back where they landed*

Rebel: Okay men, It’s time I made a new team, and I am choosing you two to be my commandos!

*The mops fall down*

Rebel: Good! Play dead! You’re learning already! *beeper goes off* Uh-oh, gotta get back! *takes off*

???: Why, is that you sonny? Godjin i missed ya!

Majin: PAPAJIN!!!

Void: Wait, why do you call them with “jin” after it?

Papajin: What are ye youn’ pikes talkin’ ’bout? ‘Ere in Majin World we all’re called jin behind our names.

Shadowstrike: …That… explains… stuff.

Papajin: Say, were are ye comin’ from now anyway?

Metabad: From a planet called Earth! Majin told us where he came from, so he brought us here.

Majin: Oh, Papajin, I got you something to make! It’s a drink from our world!

*Papajin sticks his hands out, Majin gives him a sixpack of beer*

Papajin:*drinks* This mighty good tastin’ drink is magnificent! Take a drink, Mamajin!

Shadowstrike: This won’t end well.

Void: Wait a sec… You weren’t a drunk here?

Majin: Du huh?

Sean: Maybe you should ask that again when he sobers up. That six pack was all that he brought and it’s mostly gone now.

Outlaw: Hey Majin… If this is your world, why did you leave?

Shadowstrike: And what about Anti? How does he fit into all of this?

Majin: Waz…..Waz… Family issues.

Rebel: *Takes another look at the Majin family* I don’t think the word “dysfunctional” covers it, but it’s the closest one I can think of.

Metabad: Maybe it was a Family Fued! *Waits for laughter but gets silence* Or maybe, its Family Matters! *crickets*

Dark Knight: One more corny joke and I torture your spleen.

Void: I am interested in hearing how all this came about. Think you could tell us?

Papajin: *Sigh* Its a bit of a story but yeeesh I think we can.

Mamajin: Hold on a moment, dear, perhaps we should go inside…

Papajin: Good idear!

Void: *smacks self* Urgh, not one of those annoying accents…

Papajin: Quiet! Let’s go into the house!

*Thus the CIA plus the Majin family enter the Majin house in Majin World. Savvy?*

Dark Knight: Not a bad place you’ve got here.

Mamajin: Oh, well, someone’s gotta keep it nice and clean!

Outlaw: C-clean!? YIKES!! *bolts down the hall*

Shadowstrike: No, Outlaw! Don’t runaway!!

*Outlaw keeps running down the hall until he enters the kitchen. Immediately he dives into the pantry, throwing someone else who was already in there out.*

Raijin: *lands face first* Ow… Where the Hell am I?

Majin: *enters the room* BRUDDER RAI RAI!!

Raijin: Huh?

Majin: *runs up to Raijin and hugs him* IT BEEN FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND…

Raijin: *getting squeezed to death* Ack… can’t… breath… help…

Void: *runs in* Bad Majin! BAD!! *hits Majin with a rolled up newspaper*

Majin: *yelps and lets go*

Mamajin: *sees what’s going on* How dare you hit my son, you animal!

Void: What are you going to do–

Mamajin: *pulls out a can of insecticide and sprays it into Void’s eyes*

Void: MY EYES!! *runs around blindly until hitting the wall*

Raijin: … *crawls away*

Sean: This is going to be a long day.

Void: So, can we get to the story now?

Papajin: Ah, yes now where should I start…

Dark Knight: Maybe the beginning would be a good idea.

Papajin: Not where I would start, but okay. It was the third year of our marriage when we decided to have kids. So one night–*gets pegged with a crystal*

Sean: We don’t need those details please.

Mamajin: Bad slug! I’ll shrivel you up! *throws an entire salt shaker at Sean*

Sean: *ducks* I’m Crystal Snail, not slug!

Shadowstrike: Is there really a difference?

Sean: I don’t know.

Void: You don’t know?!

Sean: Sorry, it didn’t seem useful so I didn’t bother remembering it. Why would I need to know the difference?

Outlaw: Well there are culinary reasons.

*Everyone turns and stares*

Outlaw: A slug makes a good addition to a stew if salted but a better addition to sushi if you manage to get a hold of unsalted ones. A snail you cook much more like a crustacean and coat with a mixture of tartar sauce and WD 40.

Sean: *backs away* I am staying away from you for now on.

Outlaw: I’d never cook a reploid! That would be cannibalism.

Sean: Good.

Outlaw: Besides the cooking time is too long.

Void: ANYWAYS, can we get back to the plot-important back story and flashback?

Papajin: Ah, yes. I will skip to after the birth, when we first discovered it. I remember it like it was only yesterday…

*FLASHBACK*

Papajin: OH NO!

Mamajin: What?

Papajin: I just realized I didn’t save money on my car insurance.

Mamajin: Honey, can we get back to the babies?

Papajin: Sure, I’ll examine them now.

Mamajin: Shouldn’t we get a professional?

Papajin: I am a professional! I am a doctor and therefore it is my god-given right to do whatever I wish despite my doctorate being in a different field. Now I can see that we obviously have a case of twins…

Mamajin: Yes dear, and you know what that means.

Papajin: Of course, that means one of them must be an evil twin.

Mamajin: Yes of course I know that. You forgot I had a twin sister. She was declared the evil twin after birth.

Papajin: It was a good thing you shotgunned her in the back of the head at your seventh birthday party. Who knows what else might have happened if she was allowed to develop actual skills to be put to evil purposes.

Mamajin: So how do we determine which one is evil?

Papajin: Let me see, today is Monday… Garfield hates Mondays… Garfield is a cat… Cats bounce poorly… I got it! We throw them on the ground and whichever bounces the highest is obviously good.

Mamajin: Sounds logical. I’ll throw this one first.

*The future Anti is thrown against the ground. He bounces almost to the ceiling.*

Papajin: Now the second one.

*The future Majin is thrown. He hits the ground and rolls over. Papajin picks him up.*

Papajin: Under normal circumstances, this would mean this baby is the evil twin.

Mamajin: We better start ridiculing him and giving him a terrible childhood while loving the other baby in front of him then.

Papajin: However, today is OPPOSITE DAY! That means this baby is the good twin and the other bouncing, bad baby is made of PURE EVIL!

*End flashback*

Papajin: And from there it only got worse. Anti was a bad seed right off the bat. He’d cry whenever we walked past him to hug Majin or asked if he could share Majin’s presents. However it looked like there was some hope in him. When they both turned eight, he started to go hide in a corner by himself and leave the rest of us be. We only later learned he was plotting something.

Dark Knight: …That explains a lot.

Sean: Yeah, ‘specialy why Majin seems to be indestructable to hitting him with things. *throws a brick at Majin and it bounces off*

Papajin: Anyway, when our boys grew up, we locked Anti up in a cage during the night, because he tried more then once to eat us during our sleep.

Mamajin: Yes dear, but don’t forget that the thing that made us do it is because he ate our dog.

Outlaw: (Psst, Majin, what was the dog’s name?)

Majin: (Eatitjin, had a ring to it.)

Papajin: We then officialy started to worry about him when he tried to take over Mayorjin’s office, and wanted to make us his personal slaves, but because our Majin was a good and not drunk boy, he saved us and got candy to show him how much we love him right before Anti’s eyes. Then we had a problem: what to do with an evil twin? He blew up our house before, so locking him up was not a good option.

Mamajin: So we came on the idea to send him to another dimension with our advenced technology!

Void: May I ask what it was?

Papajin: A Gamejin in a microwave oven.

Mamajin: You’d be suprised what you can make by putting Gamejins into stuff; a Gamejin in a washing machine can bring back the dead! A Gamejin in a fridge can make you touch Godjin!

Dark Knight: So how come Majin is also banished?

Papajin: He wanted to eat the burrito that was still in the microwave oven.

DK, Void, Outlaw, Sean, and Shadowstrike: Ohhhhhhhhhh…

Majin: Thinking about it, how did I get back now anyhow?

Narratorjin: Plotholes.

*Meanwhile, back with the narrator*

Narrator: *pants* I… I made it! I’M FREE! I’M FINALY FREE OF THOSE MORONS!!! NO MORE TELLING ABOUT THOSE INSANE STORIES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

*Back at the evil lair of evil evilness were evil things are plotted by evil…people*

Anti: *stands up* My spider senses are tingling.

Frank: Your what does what now?

Anti: The seal has been broken, I can go back and terrorize the ones who have imprisoned me on this cursed world!

Frank: You’re… still not making much sense.

Anti: Don’t you see? This sudden unexplained plothole makes it possible for me to return to Majin World! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!

Yuber: That may be, but don’t you think that acting on your emotions might hinder your plan?

Frank: Hello? Can someone explain what’s going on here?

Anti: This is a team epilouge! It does not need to make sense! And it did drag on to make anyway, so this will put some speed in it!

Frank: Why does the universe hate Frankenploid…?

*Back on Majin World*

Ryouga: Man… I just wanted to look for a bathroom. How did I end up here?

*Using his powers and finding the right dimensional wavelength, Anti teleports himself to Majin World. However he is nowhere near his former house*

Anti: Ha! They thought they could be rid of me forever, well I’m back and I will have my reve….I feel funny…

*Suddenly Anti’s power begins to dwindle*

Anti: I can’t believe this! All the power I accumulated on Earth isn’t working here. Stupid Majin World.

Ryouga: Is that where I ended up?

Anti: How in the world did you end up here?

Ryouga: Your guess is as good as mine.

Anti: I’m glad you are here, regardless. Frank and Yuber would have gotten in the way, but with half my power not working, I might need the backup. I sense that my idiot brother is here, too.

*Back to the C:IA*

Papajin: So you see Anti had to be sent away. And even though we didn’t want to, Majin had to leave too. Somebody needed to be there to keep an eye on the eeeeeevvvill one.

Void: Don’t you think you are responsible for all of this, then?

Mamajin: What you mean?

Void: You threw your babies on the floor, treated Anti like dirt and then banished him.

Papajin: Tradition!

Rebel: BOOOOOORING! I’m out of Coke over here.

Sean: Real sympathetic of you, Reb.

Rebel: I get it, ok. Anti is messed up and wants to kill us all. I understood that without knowing where he came from.

Majin: *sobering up* It’s not as easy as all that, you know.

Outlaw: Seems easy to me.

Majin: There had to be a balance. You can’t have pure evil without good and vice-versa.

Shadowstrike: My head hurts.

*Suddenly a flower pot appears over DK’s head and drops on it*

Dark Knight: Mine, too.

Sean: Well, that was random.

*Back with our evil friends*

Anti: Right… where was it?

Ryouga: I think I can find it on this map and–*Anti takes the map and burns it*–that was not very nice.

Anti: *Kicks a random puppyjin*

Ryouga: Why do I even bother…?

Little Girl: Hello, I am Meijin, can you help me look for my mommy and daddy?

Anti: No, because I killed them.

Ryouga: You did not!

Anti: Hush, I want to see the suffering in her eyes.

*The girl runs away*

Anti: I’m starting to hate you now. But anyway… *grabs Ryouga’s hand, and flies to the city* This is going to be fun.

*Back with the C:IA*

Mamajin: Dear, I think something is wrong ouside.

Papajin: What do you mean?

Rebel: I THINK the city is on fire.

Sean: Wait… the city’s on fire!?

Shadowstrike: *lifts arms up* WE’RE ALL GONNA DIIIIEEEEEEEE!!

Rebel: *smacks Shadow* Not helping.

Papajin: Someone has to go out there and save the innocent…

Void: *nods* Yes, that would appear to be the case…

Mamajin: Honey?

Papajin: Seeing as how our fair city is in danger, it would only make sense if–

Shadowstrike: You go and help?

Papajin: What kind of stupid logic is that? YOU’RE going to do it.

Shadowstrike: SAY WHAT!?

Mamajin: Oh, Majin! Can you please do this task? For us?

Majin: *holding head* Ugh… got a hangover… uh… I mean… sure?

Mamajin: GOOD BOY!!

Majin: *beams*

Void: This is getting weird.

Dark Knight: I think the fact that we ended up in a world full of Majin’s was already pretty high up on the weird-o-meter.

Metabad: I give it a 10 out of 10! *thumbs up*

*The C:IA leave Majin’s home and hurry towards the engulfed city*

Void: I wonder how this fire started?

Sean: Who knows? Maybe things just burst into flames here.

Shadowstrike: I hope not, last time I was on fire all you guys did was just point and laugh.

Rebel: Last time I was on fire people roasted food over me. In fact you were with me on that one*…

*See Series 2, Epilogue #14 “The Really Effed Up Misadventure”

Dark Knight: Does anyone have a plan or are we just going to run head-long into the inferno?

Metabad: I’m fireproof so I’d be just fine with that.

Outlaw: Thats not a bad thought actually. You should go into the fire and get as many people as you can out of there.

Void: Good idea! You do that Meta, and take Sean with you. He’s got a bit more armor than us so he should be able to handle it.

Sean: Should?

Rebel: Just go! We’ll try and find the source of all this.

Majin: I sense something…

Shadowstrike: It had better not be beer.

Majin: No… It’s him. My brother.

Outlaw: Good. I’ve been looking forward to evening the score between us. And with our upgrades we should stand a better chanve against him.

Rebel: Ok that settles it. Meta and Sean go into the city and try to save what you can and put out that fire. The rest of us will find Anti.

Dark Knight: Can you locate Anti-Majin?

Majin: I think so.

Shadowstrike: Alright!

Metabad: We are gonna RAWK! Lets go!

Anti: YES! BURN THEM! BURN THEM ALL TO THE GROUND!!!

Ryouga: I still don’t see why you hate them all so much…

Random Man: OH MY GHAWD my house is on fire! I better hide inside!

Ryouga: Point taken.

*Just then, our heroes enter the city of Townsvi–Majin World city*

Rebel: NOT SO F-

People: *alot of mumbling* Is that not our great and fearless hero? Yeah, but he disappeared, remember? Why has he returned?

Rebel: Well, I’ve never thought about myself this way… not all the time anyway.

*They all run past Rebel and glomp Majin*

Void: Great and fearless hero indeed.

Person #1: Majin! You have returned!

Majin: Uh… hi.

Person #2: Don’t you remember me, Majin? I’m your biggest fan! Fanjin!

Majin: Yeah… I kinda remember you…

Dark Knight: What kind of a name is Fanjin?

Sean: What kind of a world is Majin?

Dark Knight: Point taken.

Person #3: MAJIN PLEASE CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE!!

Majin: *starts backing away*

Outlaw: I think he needs help, guys.

Rebel: *grumbles* Feh.

Void: What, are you mad that they ran past you?

*As the scene unfolded, a blazing fireball whizzed past everyone, hitting Fanjin.*

Person #2: *screaming* I’M ON FIRE SOMEONE PUT ME OUT OH GOD SOMEONE PLEASE PUT ME OOOOOOOOUT!!

Metabad: *shows up with Sean* Rawk powerz activate! *sprays Fanjin with more fire*

Person #2: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!! *collapses*

Sean: Why did you do that?

Metabad: I WAS TRYING TO SAVE HIM LIKE YOU GUYS TOLD ME TO!!

Outlaw: I think you killed him… it was a he wasn’t it?

Shadowstrike: You can never tell with those crazy fans.

Anti: Bwahahahah!

CIA: Is that…!?

Anti: That’s right! It was all me!

Majin: Anti! How dare you do that to Fanjin!

Ryouga: Shut your trap!

Rebel: *sneers* Well, well, if it isn’t the lost guy. Hope you’re ready for an ass kickin’ this time.

Anti: Let’s not get too hasty! I’m going to enjoy this so–

Person #1: Oh, Majin please save us!

Person #3: Only you can do it!

Majin: *scratches head* Heh… I’ll try?

Person #4: *waving a cane around* I named my grandson after you! You have to win for him!

Anti: Um…

Person #3: Yeah! And I still want my autograph!

Person #5: MAJIN I WANT YOU TO MARRY MEEEEEEEE!!

Shadowstrike: Oh god, it’s another fan!

Anti: Hey…

Majin: *batting the people away* Everyone, please, I’ll try and save you but you need to calm–

Person #1: Three cheers for Majin! Hip-hip…

Crowd: HOORAY!!

Person #5: Hip-hip…

Crowd: HOORAY!!

Person #4: Hip-hip…

Anti: *vaporizes Person #4* WILL EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP ALREADY AND LET ME FINISH!?

Everyone else: …

Ryouga: … *claps quietly*

Anti: …Thank you, Ryouga… everyone. Now! Back to what I was trying to say, I–

Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *runs around screaming*

Anti: GODJIN DAMN IT ALL!! *starts attacking everyone*

Sean: Very long day indeed…

*Everyone stops screaming*

Anti: Am I good to go now? Ah, yes, good. *coughs* HEAR ME PEOPLE OF MAJIN CITY! I, THE GREAT AND FEARLESS ANTI-MAJIN HAVE RETURNED TO ERADICATE ALL OF YOU!

Person #6: You kinda did that already. *combusts into flames*

Anti: I never really got a chance from the start with you people! All you do is act stupid, do nothing and what you do do makes no sense! You people all made my life a living Hell! If only I could find my stupid parents, then I could–

Papajin: ‘Ey Majin sonny, we came to see you kick this evil menace of the face of the planet!

*Anti’s eye twitches, and fullout attacks the ones he hates the most, but just at the last moment…*

—DRAMA—

Majin: *slow motion* Father, noooooooooo–*gets hit by the attack*–UEARGH!!!

—END DRAMA—

Mamajin: My lovely son, no! What have you done! You monster!

Papajin: Yes! what have you done!? This is all your fault!

Dark Knight: No it’s not!

Papajin: Huh?

Outlaw: He’s right, it’s actually your fault to begin with.

Void: Yeah, you people are crazy, you pestered Anti with no good reason just because he Majin’s “evil” twin. Even if he is crazy and evil, you are the cause of all this!

Mamajin: Now, hold on! It was determined that Anti was evil! We couldn’t help that!

Shadowstrike: Yes you could! You could have just given him some love and compassion like you did to Majin, and none of this stuff would be happening right now!

Person #1: Love and… compassion…?

*All of the denizens of Majin World look down in sadness*

Papajin: I… I guess you kids’re right.

Anti: Father…?

Papajin: Son…?

Mamajin: Son!

Anti: Mother! Father!

Papajin and Mamajin: SON!! *runs over to Anti*

Outlaw: Looks like a job well-done. *turns to the others*

Void: Yep. I guess Anti really wasn’t all that evil after all–

Anti: *incinerates Papajin and Mamajin* BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Majin: NOOOOO!!

Void: –Spoke too soon.

Dark Knight: Hey, what’s the deal Anti!? They were going to apologize!

Anti: FOOLS!! LOVE AND COMPASSION!? WHO NEEDS CRAP LIKE THAT!?

Metabad: Everyone! 😀

Anti: WRONG!!

Metabad: D:

Anti: All I need is power! And I’m going to get it by ridding myself of all of you… *points at Majin*

Majin: …

Anti: You took everything I knew away from me the moment I was born! I will make DAMN certain that you suffer the same fate by having everything that you have ever known and loved taken away from you… starting with that pathetic planet known as Earth!!

Rebel: So that’s your game, huh?

Anti: Exactly! Now if you fools will excuse me, I have a world to conquer! *creates a portal back to the normal world* Ryouga! Take care of them!

Ryouga: W-w-w-w-what!? You’re just gonna leave me here like this!?

Anti: I don’t have the power to take them on here! So just DO IT!! If you want to uphold your end of the bargain then you’ll do as you’re told!

Ryouga: …Fine.

Majin: Wait! Anti-Majin!

Anti: Goodbye, foolish brother…!

*With that Anti enters the portal which closes upon him entering. The CIA quickly turn their attention to Ryouga, however, who is preparing to assault them.*

Ryouga: Island Attackers… IT’S TIME TO DIE!!

Dark Knight: Is Ryouga even worth it?

Void: What do you mean? He works for Anti.

Dark Knight: Yeah, but he is only human. Not even an immortal human.

Rebel: Don’t worry, I’ll take him. I have a score to settle.

Shadowstrike: Whatever.

Ryouga: Its time to finish this! I’m the greatest martial artist, I’ll take you down with one punch!

Sean: I doubt that punch could even dent my shell.

Ryouga: I’ll kill you all!

*To prove a point Ryouga punches Sean’s shell and the unexpected happened.*

Sean: What the… You punched through crystal! This stuff stops bullets and can withstand fire, but you cracked it!

Ryouga: *grasping one bleeding hand with the other* You broke my fist! I can’t move it! It feels like its on fire!

Metabad: Fire? I’m on it! *takes out a hose and soaks Ryouga*

Ryouga: …Crap. *turns into a pig*

Void: That makes no sense!

Outlaw: I know. Where did Metabad get a hose?

Sean: You guys sent us to rescue people from the fire. I’m not entirely sure why he still has it.

Rebel: I think Void meant the fact he turned into this tiny pig. How can I fight a pig? I mean maybe if he was a maverick, but no he is just a small pig.

Outlaw: If you don’t want him, can I have him?

Rebel: Sure.

Void: But why did he transform?

Outlaw: It’s dinner time! *starts chasing Ryouga*

Sean: Dunno, maybe its a curse like mine. It looks like it had a trigger. And I thought mine was bad.

Ryouga: *squeals*

Dark Knight: Yeah, I guess things could always be worse.

Sean: *shocked* … I should have seen that coming.

Outlaw: We’re eating well tonight! A little cooking, a little seasoning, a little sewer water, maybe some rat as a side dish…

Shadowstrike: Still aren’t there worse curses?

Dark Knight: Yeah, like changing genders.

Ryouga: *runs frantically*

Shadowstrike: That is ridiculous. Though I guess things truly can always be worse.

Sean: *shocked* I hate you.

Outlaw: Sure, keep running! The chase helps me build up an appetite!

*About 20 minutes later*

Outlaw: *holding Ryouga the pig* Time for some soup!

Rebel: That better be normal water.

Outlaw: It is normal water.

Sean: Not sewer water?

Outlaw: Sewer water IS normal water.

Dark Knight: It could be worse. Could be used sewer water.

Sean: *shocked* Damnit!

Outlaw: *tosses the pig into a giant pot of boiling water*

*Suddenly there is a bright flash*

Ryouga: *back to normal* Big mistake. *kicks Outlaw in the head, knocking him into Sean and DK and to the ground.*

Void: Damnit, looks like we still have to fight.

Rebel: Good, I thought that today was going to be boring. *dashes towards Ryouga and kicks him in the head* Hi! Remember me? *flips back and disapears*

Ryouga: Grrr… YOU’RE GONNA DIE CENTIPEDE!!

Rebel: *reappears on top of an unharmed building* Hah, big talk coming from a pig!

Ryouga: *uses his good hand to shatter the entire house*

Rebel: *disappears and reappears a good distance away* Crap, I forgot he could do that!

Ryouga: *charges*

Rebel: *disappears and reappears*

Ryouga: STAY STILL!!

*As the two fighters continued their game of cat and mouse, the others were watching.*

Void: *rubbing chin* I still don’t get it. How did he change back? And what caused him to turn into a pig from the beginning?

Outlaw: *stirring the soup* Maybe it has to do something with the water? *tastes it* Hmm… could use a little seasoning.

Metabad: The water? *picks up the hose* I WANNA TRY!! *sprays Ryouga*

Ryouga: *turns back into a pig* Oink!?

Rebel: Aww, he’s all puny again. *picks him up by the neck*

Ryouga: *squeals in vain*

Metabad: D00D THIS RAWKS!! *rawks*

Dark Knight: Hey, maybe he turns into other things as well! Gimme that. *takes the hose from Metabad*

*As DK gets ready to blast Ryouga, however, he takes a step back and accidently bumps into the lever, changing the settings from “Cold” to “Hot”.*

Dark Knight: Fire!! *sprays*

Ryouga: *changes back to normal* Grrr… I’M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!! *breaks free from Rebel’s grip*

Majin: RUN!! *scrambles*

Ryouga: GET BACK HEEEEERE!! *charges*

Sean: *having trouble running* Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god…

Ryouga: *lunges forward and grabs Sean by the legs*

Sean: Oof! *hits the ground* SOMEBODY HELP!!

Outlaw: *grabs the hose* I’m on it! *sprays Ryouga*

Ryouga: *gets hit with the hot water* …

Outlaw: …Um…

Ryouga: PREPARE TO DIE!! *throws Sean at Outlaw*

Outlaw: *gets hit and goes flying* AAAHHHHHH!!

Sean: AAAHHHHH!!

Ryouga: Where’re the rest of you, huh!? *starts searching*

Rebel: *hidden in the shadows* What’s the deal, guys? Why didn’t he transform?

Shadowstrike: I dunno. Maybe it only happens at random?

Dark Knight: That’s stupid.

Shadowstrike: Your face is stupid.

Void: *breaking them up* We don’t have time for this. What we need to do is figure out how we’re going to–

Ryouga: *punches a whole through the wall* HAH!! Found you!

Void: Crap, scramble!

Metabad: *pulls out his whip instead* HIYAAAH!! *flails it about*

Shadowstrike: What is he doing?

Metabad: I’M GONNA TOTALLY PWN YOU K?

Ryouga: … *grabs the whip and hits Metabad with it*

Metabad: OW!! I DARE YOU TO DO THAT AGAIN!!

Ryouga: *hits Metabad again*

Metabad: OW!! *runs*

Ryouga: *throws the whip at the back of his head*

Metabad: OW!! *hits the ground and knocks himself out*

Dark Knight: Classic.

Ryouga: Okay, now where was I? Oh yeah… PREPARE TO DIE!! *charges at Shadowstrike*

Shadowstrike: You’ve gotta be kidding me. *zips behind Ryouga* Hey, idiot, right behind you!

Ryouga: HUH!? *charges off to the right*

Shadowstrike: …

Void: *seems him heading his way* Uh-oh. *takes off to the skies*

Ryouga: *goes barreling past him to Dark Knight*

Dark Knight: Gimme a break. Bubble Splash! *blows some bubbles at Ryouga*

*Ryouga runs right through the bubbles… and turns into a pig*

Ryouga: Oink!?

Dark Knight: Nice. *picks up Ryouga* Void, catch! *throws*

Void: *catches* All right, now what to do with you?

Ryouga: *bites Void’s hand*

Void: Ow!! *drops Ryouga* Rebel, catch him!

Rebel: I’m on it!

*Rebel watches Ryouga fall through the roof of a decaying house. As he enters it he quickly locates Ryouga in the bathroom’s bathtub, which was full of hot water.*

Rebel: Well… this is… unique.

Ryouga: YOU’RE GONNA DIE BUG!! *blasts out of the tub*

Rebel: YIPE!! *disappears*

Void: *sees Ryouga leave* He’s back to normal again!?

Ryouga: *sees Void* DIE!! *rips out a street light and hurls it at Void*

Void: *gets hits in the chest* Aagh!! *hits the ground*

Shadowstrike: Hey, cut that out! *charges toward Ryouga at full speed*

Ryouga: Think not! *shatters the ground in front of Shadow, causing him to go flying backward*

Shadowstrike: ARRRGH!! *collapses*

Dark Knight: Hey, lost boy, I hope you’re ready for some more bubbles! *fires out several volleys from his shoulder cannons*

Ryouga: *dodges them and gets in close to Dark Knight*

Dark Knight: W-what?

Ryouga: *headbutts him*

Dark Knight: *is K.O.’d*

Ryouga: All right… just one more… WHERE ARE YOU CENTIPEDE!?

Rebel: *hiding in the shadows* (If I wait here… maybe he’ll get lost on his own…)

*Unfortunately Ryouga managed to stumble his way over to where Rebel was*

Ryouga: FOUND YOU!! *attacks*

Rebel: Darn it! I’m tired of this! *dodges*

Void: *weak* R-Rebel… water… get some water…!

Rebel: *dodging more attacks* But the water only seems to work sometimes!

Void: It’s… the only way…

Ryouga: YOU’LL NEVER DEFEAT ME!! *uppercuts Rebel*

Rebel: Oof!! *goes sprawling back* W-why are you working for Anti-Majin, anyway!?

Ryouga: If I help him and he completes his goal, then I’ll be free of my curse! I will no longer turn into a measely little pig!

Rebel: Idiot, Anti won’t help you! He only cares about himself!

Ryouga: SHUT UP!! *continues fighting*

Rebel: *dodging* (Gotta think… water changes him… but only at certain times… what changed!? The water from the hose… the water in the soup… in the bath… DK’s bubbles… wait… it’s all in the temperature!) Cold water! *gets socked in the face*

Ryouga: Finally figured it out, huh!? Too bad it won’t do you no good!

Rebel: *on the ground* Urgh… is this the end?

Ryouga: *raises his foot* Centipede, I’m gonna make your face a soft spot on the bottom of my shoe! DIE!!

*Before Ryouga can do anything, however, a blast of cold water rams into him, causing him to transform back into a little pig.*

Rebel: W… what just happened?

Majin: *holding the hose* Got him!

Outlaw: *getting back up* Maj! Where’d ya go?

Majin: After we scrambled, I took the civillians to a safe spot. The city is destroyed…

Sean: *holding his head* But… but we won.

Rebel: No we haven’t.

Shadowstrike: Huh? But we just…

Rebel: All we did was take care of a grunt. *grabs Ryouga by the neck*

Ryouga: *squeals*

Void: Rebel is right… we… gotta settle this now… before it’s too late…

Outlaw: Are ya sure your gonna be okay, Void buddy?

Void: Yeah… just give me… a moment to recover…

Dark Knight: So this is it. We’re gonna take Anti head on.

Everyone else: *nods*

Metabad: So like, how do we get back n’ stuffs?

Dark Knight: Uhh…

Sean: Um…

Outlaw: Got me there. *shrugs*

Majin: It’s simple really. Just like how we came here, I can take us back to the Whale King.

Rebel: What!? Hurry then, Majin!

Majin: I’m on it!

*Thus Majin used his powers to take the CIA back to the Whale King. The moment they arrived they locked Ryouga, still in his pig form, up, and began plans for assaulting Anti’s fortress while fixing the damages on their ship… the beginning of the end was now.*

To Be Continued…

The C:IA Holiday Special!

*Written by Outlaw88*

*’Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Whale King, much excitement and activity from our favorite super team. Each one was busy with the holiday so near, in the hope that no one will try and kill them this year.*

Void: *Eating a candy cane* Ah, I love this time of year. The weather is nice and cool, and people and Reploids are generally nicer to each other. Except when they are shopping anyway, and for once we might get left alone and have a nice time.

Sean: Like that will last long.

Metabad: Sure it will, in fact it’s gonna rawk! *Rawks!*

Majin: Zoooooooom!

*Majin runs around hanging his vines everywhere in an attempt to be decorative*

Shadowstrike: Not too bad, Majin. But next to my awesome Christmas tree your stuff can’t compare!

*Shadow points to a tiny, mini tree with way way way too much crap on it*

Void: Good grief.

*In walks Rebel with all arms full of coke*

Rebel: Ok I got my jolly fuel.

Dark Knight: Hey, something smells good. What are you cooking, Void?

Void: I’m not cooking anything. Shadow?

Shadowstrike: *trying to make his tree stand up* Nope, not me. Maybe Majin was sober long enough to put a roast in the oven or something.

Metabad: Are you kidding? Do you think we would even let him near the oven much less cook with it?

Majin: I’m a pretty pretty pony!! *Does a little jig*

Rebel: I bet I can figure out who it is. The one guy who should never be allowed anywhere near a kitchen. Why does Outlaw insist on trying to poison us?

Metabad: I guess he’s trying to be nice. But hey, *grins* it could be worse!

Sean: *ZAP* Ow! Don’t say that!

Dark Knight: Say what?

Sean: It could be worse. *ZAP* Ow, ow, ow! I hate you both…

*Just then Outlaw walks in with a huge steaming pot with the lid on. The rest gather around and gawk at it*

Outlaw: So what do you think? Who wants to try it first?

Rebel: I’m not convinced.

Outlaw: Oh it’s by far the best thing I’ve ever made. I used the best stuff I could find. I even sent the recipe to Chef Bender.

Void: I’m not touching it until I know what’s in it.

Outlaw: If you say so.

*Outlaw opens the lid. Uber putrid stuff*

Outlaw:(Sing to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas)

The first thing I used in my recipe
Is mold I found in the pantry.
The next thing I used in my recipe
2 old shoes
And mold I found in the pantry

The next thing I used in my recipe
3 bad eggs
2 old shoes
And mold I found in the pantry

The next thing I used in my recipe
4 slimy slugs
3 bad eggs
2 old shoes
And mold I found in the pantry

The next thing I used in my recipe
5 GOOOOOOALD ROACHES!!!!

Shadowstrike: Just listening to this is making me sick.

Majin: Hey, the whatever-it-is in the pot is so strong I’m losing my buzz. What month is this?

Metabad: Um… December? Hence the holiday stuff and the rawking to the Christmas tree?

Majin: Wow awesome! Time to hit the eggnog!

*Majin leaves the room*

Sean: Jeez. Um Outlaw, this stuff…

Outlaw: It’s awesome I know. It has more in it too!

Void: And I’m sure you won’t stop until you tell us the rest right?

Rebel: Just one more reason why I won’t touch it.

Outlaw: *Resumes* The next thing I used in my recipe
6 spider legs

Dark Knight: Wait, only 6? What about the rest?

Outlaw: Made them into candy canes.

*Void spits out the cane he was eating and proceeds to gag*

Outlaw: The next thing I used in my recipe
7 flakes of dandruff
6 spider legs
5 GOLD ROACHES!
4 slimy slugs
3 bad eggs
2 old shoes
And mold I found in the pantry

Shadowstrike: You ok, Void?

Void: Ugh. Remind me to double check everything I eat.

Rebel: You think after living with these nuts you would have learned that on your own.

*Rebel takes a swig out of one of the cans he’s holding. He spits it right back out*

Rebel: WHO BROUGHT DR.PEPPER?!

Void: Looks like you should do the same.

*Majin rushes back in with a large pitcher of eggnog*

Majin: Noggggg… Is… *chugs* holiday treat!

Outlaw: Spiked the hell out of it huh?

Majin: Ya!

(Sung drunkenly to the tune of “Oh Dradle”)

Oooohhhhh eggnog, eggnog, eggnog
I fill you up with booze
Oh eggnog, eggnog, eggnog
With you I cannot lose!

*repeat a lot*

*Majin falls flat on his face*

Sean: Should we try and revive him or something?

Void: Nah, let him sleep it off.

Shadowstrike: He’s still useful though, check it out! *Puts the tree on top of Majin*

Metabad: Awesome! You know if he had gotten any drunker it…

Sean: Don’t you dare.

Metabad: It could have been…

Sean: I’m warning you!

Dark Knight: Might have been…

Sean: I swear I’ll hurt you both so freaking bad!

Metabad and Dark Knight: WORSE!!!

*Massive ZAP!*

Sean: When I regain feeling in most of my body you both are going to feel more pain than you have ever felt before.

Rebel: Ok who took the coke? I am not drinking the Dr. Pepper that’s in the fridge. Whoever bought that is going to feel my wrath by getting stabbed in the eyes!

Void: Is it really that big a deal?

Rebel: Of course it is! Don’t you know all I really want is one thing?

Rebel: (Sing to the chorus of “Jingle Bells”)

Gimme Coke, gimme Coke
And I don’t mean the drug!

If I could drink it all day
I’d be a happy bug!

Oh gimme Coke, gimme Coke
I’d drink it all down!

And if I ever needed cash
I’d sell you all to the pound!

Dark Knight: Hey!

Rebel: And I would, too!

*Rebel takes off towards the kitchen and raids the fridge*

*Elsewhere*

Anti and Frank: I hate all this singing!

Ryouga: I kinda like it, actually.

Frank: Shut up Pig-boy!

Ryouga: Scrooge…

Anti: I got coal again too…

*Back to the CIA*

Outlaw: So back to my masterpiece.

Void: There’s more?!

Outlaw: Yup!

The next thing I used in my recipe
8 lizard tongues
7 flakes of dandruff
6 spider legs
5 GOLD ROACHES!
4 slimy slugs
3 bad eggs
2 old shoes
And mold I found in the pantry

Void: Oy.

*The room goes dark and a single spotlight shines on Void*

Void: (Sung briefly to the tune of “Oh Little Town of Bethlehem”)

Oh why do I put up with them?
I could work without a fuss.

*Metabad pokes his head into the light*

Metabad: Because you’d get your ass kicked,
if it weren’t for the rest of us.

Void: Oh… Right.

*Elsewhere in the not-so-secret location of a cardboard box*

Serges: *Sigh* Yet another holiday with us in shame.

Agile: You would think that eventually our bad luck would change.

Violen: Hey guys guess what?

Agile: Your brain started working?

Violen: No, better than that! My stocking got filled!

Serges: You have a stocking?

Agile: What’s in it?

Violen: Coal!

Serges: Really?! That’s great! That’s exactly what we asked for!

Agile: No kidding, I’m freezing. Who’s got a light?

Violen: Uh…

Serges: Um…

Agile: *Sigh* Things never change.

*Back to the CIA*

Outlaw: Theeeeeee–

Void: Just skip to the end.

Outlaw: But I was having fun.

Metabad: If you really want to have fun, just keep doing the “Worse Curse” to Sean. I’ll never get tired of seeing him get zapped!

Dark Knight: It’s funny the way he twitches!

Sean: Payback time!

*Sean attacks DK and Meta*

Rebel: Alright I have enough Coke to make it through the rest. Go ahead Outlaw.

Outlaw: The last thing I used in my recipe
12 jars of sludge
11 rotting road-kill
10 mutant frogs
9 toe nail clippings
8 lizard tongues
7 flakes of dandruff
6 spider legs
5 GOLD ROACHES!
4 slimy slugs
3 bad eggs
2 old shoes
And mold I found in the pantryyyyyyyy!!!

Shadowstrike: Man that’s beyond gross. Far worse than anything you’ve ever made. How in the world do you expect us to eat that?

Outlaw: I don’t.

Void: Huh?

Rebel: Didn’t you say you wanted us to try?

Metabad: *Now with a black eye* Yeah. You called it a masterpiece and everything.

Dark Knight: *With two black eyes* I don’t get it.

Sean: If you didn’t make it for us, then who? Is it all for yourself?

Outlaw: Nope. This fine creation is for a “friend” of ours.

Majin: *Groggy and with the tree on his head* Tube socks…

Shadowstrike: You made it as a gift?

Outlaw: Ammunition.

*In one of the Whale King’s cells*

Trump: Blast those CIA idiots! How dare they lock me up! I’m the richest man in the world, not some common criminal. I’ll get them. As soon as I get out I’ll make them pay.

*A chute opens up above his jail window. It drops a special present in Trump’s cell.*

Trump: What in the world?

*The gift explodes upon impact with the floor filling the cell and covering Trump with the nasty dish*

Trump: I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!

*Back with the CIA*

CIA: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Rebel: Oh man, I shot Coke out my nose!

Void: I have to admit that was awesome.

Outlaw: I knew you would get a kick out of that.

Dark Knight: Hey wait a minute, how come the good smell is still here? That wasn’t your stew?

Metabad: Didn’t you hear what was in it? There is no way that it could smell like that.

Sean: Then what?

Outlaw: Go in the kitchen and see.

Rebel: I’ve been in there already, nothing there.

Outlaw: Didn’t check under the sheet huh?

Rebel: Uh…

*They all go in the kitchen. Outlaw takes off a sheet that was covering a large table. All sorts of good food to be had*

Shadowstrike: Whoa! You made this? Better question, you can actually cook real food?

Outlaw: Of course! I figured you guys wanted a real feast this year. We are still a team and we survived a lot of bad situations. I pulled out all the stops this time.

Void: I’m actually impressed Outlaw. Wait… Did you wash you hands before you made all this?

Outlaw: I didn’t really want to but yeah. Dig in guys.

Dark Knight: I call first on the mashed potatoes!

Metabad: Something still doesn’t feel right. Something is missing.

Sean: I know!

CIA: HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

Majin: AND HAVE A NEW BEER!

Rebel: I think you mean have a Happy New Year.

Void: And I think we will too.

The End

Dark Time

*By Rebel4000*

 

*It was a normal day in the Code: Island Attackers island base. However, the main theme wasn’t there, nor was it in the daytime. Instead, it was elsewhere, deep within the center of Megalopolis…*

???: Is everyone here?

Frank: I am.

???: What about the boy?

Frank: *Shrugs* Guess he got lost again.

???: Damn it all! We can’t afford any mistakes this late in the game!

Frank: Yeah, yeah. Sorry about all of that. But, hey, at least we managed to eliminate the major competition, eh?

???: …I suppose…

Frank: Why the heck are you still all shrouded in mystery, anyway?

???: What do you mean?

Frank: Well, no offense, but it HAS been since the end of the last series*.

*See Series 1, Epilogue #13 “Game Over”

???: Bah. I will make my grand appearance once that blasted boy shows up on time for once!

Frank: Should I go find him?

???: Just hurry it up. I’m already six epilogues behind schedule!

*Now, it was the next day, at the CIA’s base. The members were all in the kitchen, eating.*

Rebel: Mm-mmm. This sure is some good stuff.

Void: I’ll say. Who did made it today? Shadowstrike?

Shadowstrike: Dude, I’ve been at the table this whole time.

Rebel: Tuna?

Deathtuna: *Under the table, sucking on his thumb*

Void: Please tell me that Majin decided to put beer in this.

Outlaw: *Walks into the room* Hey guys! Sure am glad you enjoy my cooking so much. Boy, was I getting scared that you all would never get used to eating–

Rebel and Void: *Throws up*

PBX: Yay! Dry heaves!

Ghaleon: *Puts the dishes in the dishwasher* So, what’s on todays schedule? Saving the trees?

Rebel: …Trees? I thought they were all cut down years ago.

Ghaleon: No! That’s only what they WANT you to think! There are still real trees out there! It’s all a conspiracy set up by the government!

Phoenix Wright: HE’S LYING DAMN IT AND I CAN PROVE IT!!

CIA: …

Phoenix: What? He is. And I can. *flashes his attorney badge* Phoenix Wright. Attorney at law. Call me if you ever need any help. *leaves*

Void: As much as I love random characters popping out of nowhere, I figured today would be a great day to just go and…

PBX: Are we going to the beach?!

Void: Clean.

PBX: Ooooooh. I see. I need to go take a bath first. I got ya. *winks and runs off*

Outlaw: Ew. Clean. That word is awful.

Ghaleon: I think it’s nice.

Void: That it is!

Rebel: *Shoves Void out of the way* Whatever! I’m not cleaning! I’m my own man! It’s either my way or the highway, and I’m choosing both, because that’s where I’m headed. *grabs a coke and leaves*

Deathtuna: *Wakes up* Yawn, that was a good nap. *goes back to sleep*

Shadowstrike: So, um… should we go after him?

Void: Nah. We’ve got a base to clean!

Majin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY WILL NOT TAKE ME BACK *rolls along the floor screaming*

PBX: *Runs out with an innertube on* I’M READY!!

Void: *Slaps self*

*In downtown Megalopolis…*

Rebel: Hmm, what to do, what to do, what to do… say, I’ve got an idea! Lemme check out the movie theater. Maybe they’ll have something good! *goes to the theater* Excuse me! I’ll have one ticket for… wow. Star Wars Episode Thirty? Didn’t know they would pump money out all the way to that episode. Sounds pretty interesting! I’ll take it!

Clerk: *Hands him the ticket*

*Ten minutes later*

Obi-Wan: Now remember, Luke. The power of the Force must be strong within you.

Rebel: No shit, sherlock.

Luke: No shit, sherlock.

Rebel: …When the heck does a Star Wars character cuss?

Luke: *Proceeds to screw Leia*

Rebel: *Gouges his eyes* AAAAAGGGGGHH OH MY GOD MY VIRGIN EYES!! *runs outside* What was that… that… THAT?! *looks at the poster* Wait a sec, that wasn’t a Star Wars 30! That was a freakin’ porno! Oh my God… I will never be able to look at Star Wars the same way again… *shudders uncontrollably*

Frank: Where are we now?

Rebel: Huh? *looks out the window*

Ryouga Hibiki: *Pulls out a map* Well, according to this map, we should be somewhere in Tokyo…

Frank: Gimme that map. *takes it away and looks at it* …You idiot! This is a map of Kentucky!

Ryouga: I was wondering why the oceans were named Ohio and Tennessee…

Frank: We’re six–count ’em, SIX–epilogues off schedule, and here we are: lost! Lost, I tell you! Oh, why couldn’t we have found someone who didn’t have a piss-poor sense of direction?!

Ryouga: Hey, wait a minute! It’s not like I asked for any of this to happen!

Frank: You’re right. But nonetheless I feel like blaming my pain and misery on you, so SUCK IT UP YA WUSS!

Ryouga: *Growls under his breath*

Rebel: *To himself* Sheesh. Frank. I’d be better off not getting into a fight with him. I’ll just go the other way… *knocks over a trashcan*

Frank: What the heck was that noise?

Ryouga: Beats me.

Frank: Wait right here! *knocks the wall down* Ack! Rebel?! W-what are you doing here?!

Ryouga: *Pulls out another map* Rebel? Why the heck would he be all the way over in Tokyo?

Rebel: Hey, Mr. Brilliant. That’s a map of the former Soviet Union.

Ryouga: …I knew that. *puts the map away*

Frank: Curses! We cannot afford to let our plans be revealed yet! Ryouga! Get him!

Ryouga: What about you?

Frank: Er… uh, well… Unlike you, I have a good sense of direction, so… ta-ta! *flies away*

Rebel: Oh please. What the heck could one kid possibly do–

Ryouga: Bakusaitenketsu!! *blasts a hole in the ground*

Rebel: Oh crap!!

*Rebel gets caught in the explosion and goes flying, crashing into a nearby building.*

Ryouga: Get back here, coward! *runs off in the wrong direction*

Rebel: Ugh… I have no idea what he just said, but something tells me that he has no clue where the heck he is going. I’m gonna have to exploit that weakness!

Ryouga: Huh. I could have sworn he went off somewhere in this direction… *feels something hit him* What the?!

Rebel: Ergh, the shurikens bounced off? What kind of blasphemy is this?!

Ryouga: There you are!!

Rebel: Uh-oh.

Ryouga: *Tears off a couple of bandannas and throws them*

Rebel: …Something tells me I shouldn’t sneeze at those. *a bandanna lodges into his chest* Nope. Definitely not sneeze at them.

Ryouga: *Throws some more*

Rebel: Eep! *disappears*

Ryouga: Grr… show yourself!

Rebel: *Behind him* Magnet Mines!

Ryouga: *Gets blown clear across the street*

Rebel: Hah! In your face, punk!

Ryouga: *Gets back up and charges*

Rebel: *Runs away screaming*

*Elsewhere… again.*

???: Ah, good. You’re finally here. Now, where is the boy, Ryouga?

Frank: Eh… I’ve got some good news, and some bad news.

???: What’s the bad news?

Frank: Rebel is onto us.

???: *Growls* So what’s the good news?

Frank: Oh, well… I manage to find Ryouga.

???: And just where is he?!

Frank: Fighting Rebel.

???: *Sets Frank on fire*

Frank: AAAHHHHHHH WATER!!! *runs to the bathroom*

???: I have had enough of this nonsense! We have wasted enough time! It is time to put our plans into action!!

*At the CIA base*

Void: C’mon, guys! Don’t sit around watching TV all day!

Outlaw: Sorry. Family Fued.

Shadowstrike: Must watch.

Majin: braaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Void: No. If you insist on wasting a perfectly good day of cleaning, then you are going to watch something educational, like the news! *changes the channel*

Shadowstrike: Hey!

Ghaleon: *Gets on his knees* Now we’ll never know if poor Tiny Tim will ever get that giant roasted turkey for Christmas!

Void: Quiet everyone. Some important announcement is about to play…

Anchorman: Today, the city of Megalopolis has reached a state of total destruction. As shown in the image, the tallest of all buildings are falling apart, and the streets are in utter turmoil, as people run without aim. The source of this carnage has already been identified, however, and officials plan to unleash a full-scale assualt. Here is an image of the source. *flashes an image of Rebel and Ryouga sticking their tongues out at the camera* If you see these two individuals, then run away. And be afraid.

*A moment of silence ensues*

Void: …My God. This horrible…

PBX: I’m not wearing any underwear today, guys!

Outlaw: Yeah, that is pretty bad.

Void: Concentrate! Rebel is out there with some kid destroying the entire city! We have to go out there and do something!

Shadowstrike: But shouldn’t we follow that advice and run away instead?

Void: No! Don’t you guys see? We’re super heroes! We’re supposed to be preventing this sort of destruction, not allowing it to continue!

Everyone else: …

Void: So what do you all say, guys? Let’s go out there and win one for the team!

Outlaw: Okay.

PBX: I CALL SHOTGUN.

Deathtuna: Zzz… carry me… Zzz…

Void: *Watches everyone leave* Oh well. At least they’re doing something.

*Back in a Megalopolis skyscraper*

Ryouga: Give it up. You cannot win. Resistance is futile.

Rebel: What the Hell are you, the freaking Borg?

Ryouga: *Destroys the ground, followed by a volley of bandannas*

Rebel: Craaaaaaaap!! *jumps out of the explosion, but gets pelted by bandannas*

Ryouga: Shishihoukoudan!! *fires a large ki-blast*

*Rebel attempts to dodge it, but appears to get thrown out out of the building*

Ryouga: *Jumps after him*

Rebel: *Grabs him by the collar* Heh, magnetic boots kid. I can make like Spider Man and cling onto buildings as long as I–

Ryouga: *Headbutts Rebel*

Rebel: …Go die. *drops Ryouga*

Ryouga: *Hits the ground head-first*

Rebel: Oooh, that’s smarts. You okay?

Ryouga: Grr… PREPARE TO DIE!! *throws multiple bandannas*

Rebel: Is that all you can do?! *dodges*

Ryouga: You want something new? Fine!! *tears out a street light*

Rebel: Oh, HELL no–*gets clobbered upside the head*

Ryouga: Now, it is time to finish this! Bakusaitenketsu–

Void: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaait!!

Ryouga: What now?!

Shadowstrike: Holy crap, Rebel. You look horrible.

Rebel: *On the ground* Shut your pie hole.

Void: Don’t worry, Rebel. We watched the news and saw you two destroying everything in sight.

PBX: We’re here to save you!

Rebel: Gee, thanks. You guys make me feel so much better. *rolls eyes*

Ryouga: So, you have to resort to ganging up on me to win? You’re all even more weak than I thought.

Ghaleon: Say, now. We aren’t here to pick a fight.

Ryouga: *Blasts Ghaleon into submission*

PBX, Rebel, Void, Outlaw, Shadowstrike, Deathtuna, and Majin: …

Ryouga: …PREPARE TO DIE!!

???: Hold!

Everyone else: Huh?

Frank: Everyone, prepare to tremble in terror, for we have finally arrived!

Void: Wait, Frank? What are you doing here? You’re not supposed to be able to go past the boundary limits which I programmed into you…

Frank: Ah, yes. Creator. As you can plainly see, I have evolved FAR beyond that.

Void: …What?

Shadowstrike: Just what the heck is he talking about, anyway?

Deathtuna: No clue…

???: Allow me to explain.

Rebel: Just who are you supposed to be?

Frank: I think it’s time you ditched the mysterious question marks.

???: I suppose so. Very well, I am…

Rebel: Gasp!

Void: Gasp!

PBX: Gasp!

Outlaw: Gasp!

Shadowstrike: Gasp!

Deathtuna: Gasp!

Majin: gaspuh!!11

Ghaleon: *Crashes back down to Earth* Ow…

Narrator: Just who is this mysterious character? What is up with the question marks? Is my interruption pissing ANYONE off?

Rebel: I thought I fired you.

Narrator: Regardless, all of you shall find out next time…

Rebel: No, NO!! THIS EPILOGUE ISN’T OVER YET DAMNIT DON’T LISTEN TO HIM!!

Narrator: Next time, on Code: Island Attackers!!

Rebel: WE STILL HAVE A CLIFFHANGER NO DON’T END IT… *gets dragged off by the others*

To Be Continued… (not)

Narrator: *slides the “To Be Continued” sign out of the way* Last time, the mysterious figure was about to reveal himself, but with a well placed interruption by yours truly…

Rebel: Go to Hell.

Narrator: We have delayed the second part–Until now! Just who is he? What does he want? Apparently, Frank and Ryouga are working for him… I can hardly wait!

Rebel: If that was the case THEN YOU WOULDN’T HAVE WASTED OUR TIME WITH THAT INTERRUPTION!!

Narrator: Oh, shush.

*The narrator pushes a button which rewinds the previous events. He eventually stops rewinding at the part right when Frank suggests that the mystery man reveals himself…*

Frank: I think it’s time you ditched the mysterious question marks.

???: I suppose so. Very well, I am…

Rebel: Gasp!

Void: Gasp!

PBX: Gasp!

Outlaw: Gasp!

Shadowstrike: Gasp!

Deathtuna: Gasp!

Majin: gaspuh!!11

Ghaleon: *Crashes back down to Earth* Ow… Again.

Anti-Majin: That’s right! It is I, the great lord of evil, Anti-Majin!

Majin: omfg

Anti-Majin: That’s right. It’s me. Remember?

Majin: nope i got nuthin

Anti-Majin: I am the anti version of yourself!!

Majin: LOL.

Void: Just what are you two planning? Together?

Anti-Majin: Hah! Thought you would never ask!

PBX: Thinking is a hard thing to do. I tried it once, but I only got static.

Frank: Shut up, you stupid little crab.

PBX: Yay!

Anti-Majin: My–I mean, OUR–plan is simple! I have made only one lousy appearance in these damn epilogues for nothing!

Shadowstrike: Can you hurry it up? I have things I’ve gotta do… places to go… and stuff.

Deathtuna: *Yawns*

Anti-Majin: Silence!! I was getting to that!! *clears his throat* Ahem, anyway… The reason why I haven’t been bothering you like the other villains was simply because I was ingeniusly biding my time behind the scenes. I’ve been doing so from the very beginning!

Outlaw: The very beginning?

Anti-Majin: That’s right! Don’t you wonder why things happened the way they were? Ti-An’s disappearance, the X-Hunters downfall, the real CIA’s collapse, Trump’s arrest… It was all MY doing! Oh, and of course, why Frank is now out and about on his own accord.

Void: Frank, I am so disappointed in you. I know you’ve always hated us, but going so far as to betray us?

Frank: Shut up! Thanks to Anti-Majin’s true powers, I have been capable of breaking free of the one limitation which prevented me from unleashing my full potential! Besides, I am technically classified as a villain, so if I want to team up with other villains, then I have so much as that right!

Void: Touche.

Rebel: What the Hell about Mr. Emotional over there?

Ryouga: Hey! I resent that remark!

Rebel: I resent you.

Anti-Majin: Ah, yes. Ryouga. He suffers from a lack of no direction, as well as a cu–

Ryouga: *Coughs*

Anti-Majin: What?

Frank: *Whispers* He doesn’t really want that weakness to be exploited.

Anti-Majin: Oh, right. Well, he suffers from some very serious problems, and I promised that if he agreed to help me accomplish his goals, I will cure him of all that ailes him!

Majin: *Sobering up* Uh… wait… you can’t do…

Anti-Majin: Enough!! I have already finished my explanation! Now, it is time to finish this!

Rebel: Pfft, we’ve beaten you before. I’m fairly certain that we (we as in the rest of the team) can handle this with no–

Anti-Majin: *Blasts Rebel*

PBX, Ghaleon, Void, Outlaw, Shadowstrike, Deathtuna, and Majin: …

Anti-Majin: I’m sorry, shall we continue?

Frank: Allow me to start off…

Rebel: Wait!

Anti, Frank and Ryouga: What?!

Rebel: *Crawls back* If you think I’m gonna let YOU guys start this random battle… then you’ve been smokin’ something! And I want some!

Anti-Majin: We’re high on life, friend.

Rebel: Whatever. Island Attackers… ATTA–

Frank: *Blasts Rebel*

PBX, Ghaleon, Void, Outlaw, Shadowstrike, Deathtuna, and Majin: …

Anti-Majin: Now where were we again? Oh yes. After you, Frank.

Rebel: Hold it right there!

Anti-Majin: …You’re kidding. You’re still alive?!

Rebel: If you think that these large gaping holes in my body can hurt me more than being dipped in a vat of pepsi, then you’ve got another thing coming!

Ryouga: *Lifts a pepsi truck over his head and tosses it on Rebel*

BOOM!

Anti-Majin: Thank you, Ryouga. Now–

Rebel: Not so fast!!

Anti-Majin: God damnit, CAN’T YOU JUST STAY DEAD?!

Rebel: Sorry, I’ve watched Zero and Sigma die too many times to not catch onto these tricks.

Anti-Majin: Whatever! I don’t care anymore! Let’s get them!

Void: Look alive Rebel, and help us out here!

Rebel: …You’re joking. I don’t even have legs anymore. You expect me to fight like this?!

Outlaw: He does have a point.

Void: Oh well. Let’s go get ’em!

PBX: Yay!

Frank: *In the air* Hah hah, you fools can never defeat us all together! *fires all of the CIA’s weapons at their respective targets*

Void: *Dodges the flames* I should have just dismantled you when I had the–*gets punched in the face*

Ryouga: C’mon, brainiac! PREPARE TO–*dodges some chains* What was that?!

Majin: *Sober* You’ll have to deal with me, also!

Ryouga: Grr… *destroys the ground beneath them*

Majin and Void: Ack!! *gets thrown back*

Anti-Majin: *Flying* Fools… we are the strongest in the world. What chance do you have to stop us? I’ll answer that for you–none!

Shadowstrike: Oh yeah?

Anti-Majin: Yeah!

Outlaw: *Grabs PBX and hurls him at Anti*

Anti-Majin: *Knocks PBX out of the way*

*Close by, a hot air balloon shaped like Serge’s hat comes into view*

Agile: Oooh, I absolutely love this new hot air balloon, Serges!

Serges: Thanks. I built it all from cheap, thrown away parts at the recycling center!

Violen: I feel sick… *turns green*

Agile: So, I take it we’re gonna use this bad boy and assault the Island Attackers?

Serges: You bet! Since they only have one flyer, that means they’ll be at a disadvantage! *laughs maniacally*

Agile: *Joins him*

Violen: *Points at the fight* Say… what’s that over there?

Agile and Serges: SHUT UP!!

Violen: But–

Agile: Look Violen, the grown-ups are discussing something very important here.

Serges: In other words, shut your damn face before we take that medicine ball of yours and shove it down your throat.

PBX: Weee!!!

Agile and Serges: Huh?

*The X-Hunters look over just in time to see PBX crash into their balloon, as his sharp pincers pop the material. The X-Hunters lose control and go flying into the distance.*

Agile: NOO!! THE ISLAND ATTACKERS DEFEATED US AGAIN!!

Violen: I TOLD YOU!!

Serges: SHUT UP!!

X-Hunters: WE’RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN…! *ding*

PBX: Bye! *gets blasted from above* Aaack!!

Anti-Majin: Did you forget about me?! *continues his assault*

Outlaw: Hold on, little buddy! *pulls out a Spin Wheel and throws it at Anti*

Anti-Majin: Again with the same old trick… allow me to educate you. *grabs the wheel out of midair and charges it with electricity before throwing it back*

Ghaleon: *takes the blow for Outlaw*

Outlaw: Ghaleon!!

Ghaleon: I’m… fine… *collapses*

Anti-Majin: Hah, that’s another down, and only five more to go!

Shadowstrike: *Fires a barrage of Sonic Slicers toward Frank* Let’s see you handle that!

Frank: Is that all? How boring! *allows the Slicers to pass through him harmlessly*

Shadowstrike: The Hell?!

Deathtuna: I can handle ‘im! *freezes Frank* Now, Shadow!

Frank: Wh-what?!

*Both Shadow and Deathtuna fire a volley of Slicers and Hunters at Frank, who takes the full force of the attack. As the dust clears, they see that Frank is still standing, with not even a scratch on him.*

Deathtuna: Impossible…

Frank: It seems as though you nitwits forgot that I am a Grade-A godmodder! Now, it is my turn.

Shadowstrike: Watch out!!

*In a flash, Frank lunges forward with two Spin Wheels, each headed toward a CIA member. Shadowstrike, anticipating the attack, manages to dodge, but watches as Deathtuna, who is slower, get caught and his brutally slashed and cut up.*

Deathtuna: *Hits the ground* Ugh…

Shadowstrike: Tuna!! *gets elbowed from behind*

Frank: Yes, yes! We are winning! *looks over at Ryouga* Hurry it up, boy!

Ryouga: SHUT UP!! *lunges at Majin*

Majin: *Dodges* Whoa! You’re pretty tough!

Ryouga: Of course I am. I’ve had special training.

Majin: o rly?

Ryouga: ya rly

Majin: o rly?

Ryouga: not rly *knees Majin*

Majin: OSNAPZ!! *keels over and passes out*

*At that point realization struck the CIA. With most of the members down and out, the only ones who were still concious were Outlaw, Void, and Rebel, and Rebel was currently crippled. That left Outlaw and Void to fight by themselves.*

Void: You guys won’t get away with this!

Frank: Foolish creator! Isn’t it already obvious that we have won, and you have lost?

Outlaw: No offense, Void… but this doesn’t look too good.

Rebel: HEY!! I am not about to accept our first ever defeat!

Ryouga: Get over it, loser!

Rebel: What’d you say–

Anti-Majin: As much as I’d love to continue this, we have people to kill, places to destroy. Namely, you and your base.

Void: No, you wouldn’t…

Frank: We would! And it starts now! Hahahah!!

Outlaw: …Take this!! *charges*

Anti-Majin: A futile attempt. *grabs Outlaw and hurls him up into the sky* Frank, would you do me the honor?

Frank: Certainly.

*Frank fires twin Strike Chains at Outlaw, that quickly connect and start to drain his energy. By the time Outlaw hits the earth, he had fallen unconcious.*

Anti-Majin: And now… for you. *he points two fingers at Void*

Void: Blast! *Tries to get away, but is frozen* Wh-what is this…?

Anti-Majin: Do you like it? I can easily freeze your wings in place with minimal effort.

Void: Anti-Majin… I won’t forget this…

Anti-Majin: *Laughs maniacally* What’s that? You won’t forget my name? You’re too kind. *fires a laser through Void’s chest*

Void: *Falls to the ground*

Frank: Welp, guess that settles things. All that’s left is the base itself, right?

Anti-Majin: Yes. We should hurry. Come, Ryouga. You can help by tearing up the foundation.

Ryouga: *Glances over at Rebel* What about him? He’s still alive.

Anti-Majin: Bah, we don’t have time to waste on the likes of him. He’ll die eventually from his own wounds. *leaves*

Frank and Ryouga: *Follows*

Rebel: Umm… hello? I don’t want to die a slow and painful death! Seriously! …Damn it all.

*The dastardly trio heads to the Island Attacker’s base… An hour later, destruction fills the air.*

Anti-Majin: Hahahah!! Fall, fall! Finally, the Island Attackers, along with that pesky good version of myself, have been defeated! Nothing can stop me now!

Frank: At this rate, the base will be gone by morning.

Anti-Majin: Excellent…

Frank: What of Ryouga?

Anti-Majin: What about him?

Frank: He’ll be expecting a cure for his curse very soon.

Anti-Majin: Oh, that. Well, I may have lied to him about that, but as long as we have reasons for him to continue serving us, then I doubt there will be much reason to worry.

Frank: True.

Anti-Majin: Now, to start with phase two of my notorious plan…

Frank: Oh?

Anti-Majin: Yes–in the place of this ugly base, I shall build a castle that shall represent me and my power!! Hahah!!

Frank: …And what of me?

Anti-Majin: Oh, erm… yes… What would you like?

Frank: Let me see…

*Back with Rebel…*

Rebel: God, I can’t believe this happening… Everything has just gone WRONG. Oh, but wait…! *pulls out a small device* Void gave this thing to me in case of an emergency. All I’ve gotta do is push this button here, and… *pushes*

*Out of nowhere a strange creature drops from the sky. It appeares like a dinosaur, but it has several bird-like features to it, such as feathers and a beak. To put it simply it was a cross between a Yoshi and a Chocobo–a Yoshobo.*

Rebel: …The heck? Is this some sort of joke?

Yoshobo: *Warks*

Rebel: VOID!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

Yoshobo: *Starts pecking Rebel’s one good eye*

Rebel: Ow, hey, stop that you stupid little freak!

Yoshobo: *Warks again, louder*

Rebel: Oh, what? You want something to eat? Fine… whatever. *pulls out a bag of gummy worms* This is all I have on me. Knock yourself out.

*The moment Rebel hands over the bag the Yoshobo starts digging into candy like mad, making disgusting and unusual slurping noises. Rebel can only watch in horror.*

Rebel: Oh… the memories… *closes his eye* The memories of Outlaw eating that kitten… I will never sleep again…

Yoshobo: *Warks*

Rebel: Shut up, freak! I’m not in the mood! Everyone is dead, I’m bleeding my god damn internal organs out, the bad guys are destroying our base, and now you keep warking in my fucking ear!

Yoshobo: …

Rebel: …

Yoshobo: …

Rebel: …

Yoshobo: *Warks*

Rebel: DFRHAISHTIELSTHRH DO SOMETHING USEFUL!!

*As if by command, seven more Yoshobos–all composed of different colors–appear and grab a CIA member, and then take off into the distance at full speed. Where their destination goes, nobody knows, except for those silly old Yoshobos.*

To Be Continued…