*By GDT & Rebel4000*
*It was Christmas in the future city of Megalopolis, and everyone was giving presents and opening them*
Boy: Here you go mommy.
Woman: Oh, a boa constrictor! How–
Boa constrictor: *CHOMP*
*Yes, even the villains were in the joyous time of year, including Donald Trump…*
Donald Trump: Santa, no offense, but you’re fired.
Santa: Great, there goes my paycheck for the year…
Elf: But Santa, what about Christmas?
Santa: SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING PRICK AND HELP ME PACK!!
*The X-Hunters, in there newly built base, were exchanging gifts between one another…*
Serges: Here you are, Violen.
Violen: *Opens the box* Oh, wow! An official “I Love Lucy” stopwatch! It’ll go perfectly right next to my official “I Love Lucy” action figures! Thanks, Serges!
Serges: Aw, don’t mention it. And here’s your present Agile.
Agile: *Tears the paper off* Cool! A bunch of rusty knives! Now I can slit my wrists whenever I want! THANKS GUYS!!
Serges and Violen: Don’t mention it, buddy!
Man: Hey you guys! How many times do I have to tell you, get outta my dumpster!!
Agile: Quickly! Retreat!
*And even Dr. Wily back 20XX was celebrating Christmas… sort of*
Dr. Wily: Thank God I built that time machine to send that stupid navi back to his own time. Don’t you agree, Bass?
Bass: *In the time machine* What’cha say Wily?
Dr. Wily: Get out of there, you fool! If you’re not careful, this entire place could–
WARNING! WARNING! INSTABILITY HAS BEEN DETECTED! SELF-DESTRUCTION MODE ACTIVATED IN HO… HO… HOOOOOO!
*Bass then teleported away*
Dr. Wily: ……..Crud…
*The real story begins at the Island Attackers… uhhh… island…*
Overdrive: Hey Crab, what the hell are you eating.
Crab: “Retard Sandwich” yay!
Overdrive: What’s a “Retard Sandwich”?
Crab: Flamin Hot Cheetos, and Miracle Whip.
Morph: Be quiet, I’m doing research on it ever since I found radioactivity emitting from it.
Wheel: But who picked the name?
Magna: I’m bored…
Wheel: Me too.
Wheel: Well see you guys I am going to town.
*So Wheel Gator jumps in the sewer and goes to town*
Overdrive: Since when do we have a phone?
Magna: Since I stole one.
Flame: I’ll get it! Hello… Yeah right ok we will be there soon. Bye.
Wire: Who was it?
Flame: I don’t know but there’s a party at that old warehouse on 3rd Street.
Magna, Wire, Crab and Overdrive: PARTY!!
Magna: Well, let’s go!
*So the C:IA hopped it to their super shagadelic bus of the 70’s and headed to 3rd Street except Wheel, Morph and Crystal*
Overdrive: *Grinning* Nice. A keg.
Crab: YAY for cookies!
Magna: Lets not start that again.
*Suddenly Bass shows up*
Overdrive: Damnit I just finished tapping the keg!
Crab: And I’m not finished with my cookies!
Bass: Well too bad, Island Attackers!
*Super indestructible cables pop out of the ground and enclose the Island Attackers*
Bass: HA! You’re all screwed now Island Attackers.
*Three stray cables drop to the floor*
Bass: Where are the rest of you…?
Wire: Oh, they’re off doing something stupid.
Bass: Makes sense.
Overdrive: *Reaches for beer hat*
Magna: Overdrive… what are you doing?!
Overdrive: It’s still a party right? I can’t leave a party until I throw up!
Overdrive: It’s the only time I get drunk.
*Overdrive throws up and it burns the cable around him freeing him*
Overdrive: Ohhhh, my head…
Flame: Woah, shouldn’t have had the punch… *Pukes*
Magna: *Gags himself with his tongue*
Crab: *Still eating cookies* Ohhh..*Pukes*
Bass: You’re all disgusting. I’m out of here. *Leaves*
Overdrive: Wire, you didn’t eat or drink anything to puke and you didn’t gag yourself so what happened?
Wire: Crab’s “Retard Sandwich”.
Magna: Welp, let’s go home…
*At IA’s base*
Magna: Hey Crystal, where’s Wheel?
Crystal: Zzzz… *Throws crinkled piece of paper at Magna*
Magna: “Wheel called, he’s in jail, and he didn’t leave a number. Sincerely, The Snail on the Couch”.
Magna: We have to go get Wheel out.
Overdrive: Naaa, lets just leave him there.
Flame: I’ll go get him.
*So Flame leaves to get Wheel out of jail*
Overdrive: Well I’m gonna hit the sack.
Crab: What sack, huh huh huh?
Overdrive: I am going to go to sleep.
Crab: What about hitting the sack?
Overdrive: …Shut up.
Crab: Yay for shutting up!
Morph: By the way Crab, did you know that your “Retard Sandwich” contained spider eggs?
Crab: Yep. I’m pregnant for Christmas! Yay!
Morph: Just checking.
*An hour later Flame comes back with Wheel*
Magna: Why were you in jail?
Wheel: Uhhh… I fed a diabetic horse?
Magna: Will someone please just end this stupid thing already?! Oh yeah, and SHUT UP!!