*Written by Rebel4000*
*It is early morning at the Island Attackers base, with all the members except Ti-An in the kitchen patiently waiting for food…*
Rebel: Deathtuna, where’s my breakfast?!
Deathtuna: Zzz–huwhat? Oh yeah, yeah… Burner Man go cook the… eggszzz…… *slams his head on the stove*
Rebel: Damn it all!
Void: *Reading the paper* Nice job. Only you would think of making Tuna cook food for us.
Rebel: That guy is lazy about everything he does! It’s “Zzz” this, or “Snore” that! He needs to be more active, like me!
GDT: *Bursts out laughing*
GDT: Heh, you? Active? Do tell.
Rebel: You know, GoodDoggy Treat, I think it’s about time we made some changes around here.
Ghaleon: Changes? What do you mean?
Rebel: I mean someone around here has got to go! And I’ll be damned if it’ll be me, just because the dog food wants to start something with me!
Rebel: Damn it, PBX! There you go, ruining the moment!
*Rebel smacks his head, then turns around and goes up stairs. Right after, Outlaw opens his mouth and pulls out a half-rotten dog*
Outlaw: Hm, with some seasoning, this outta make a pretty damn good breakfast. What do you guys think? *Notices everyone running out of the room, save Tuna* Uh… guys, what’s wrong?
Rebel: *Smiling* (Welp, looks like today is the day I get to KICK A TEAM MEMBER OFF! I’ve been waiting for this day for so long, I almost want to cry. Now who should it be? PBX, and his stupidity? GDT, and his know-it-all self? Outlaw and his smell? Ghaleon with the questions? Void with him going against everything I do? Perhaps Tuna and his laziness. We could do with just much more active members. MAYBE ALL OF THEM? Or maybe…) *Enters Ti-An’s room* Ti-An? Yoohoo? I’ve got a big pile of GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE for you. Damn Godmodder.
*The room is empty. All that is left is a peice of paper on a vacant bed.*
Rebel: *Reads the note* Holy… Grr, Tiiiiiiii-Aaaaaaaaan… *turns on the intercom* Everyone, get in Ti-An’s room for team meeting! NO EXCUSES OR I’LL DOCK YOUR PAY!!
Void: *Comes in reading the paper* What pay?
Rebel: Quiet you! Just read this!
Void: *Reads the note* Wow. That’s a lot.
*Everyone comes in shortly after. Rebel paces back and forth as he is forced to reveal the news*
Rebel: Seems that Ti-An left us.
GDT: Yes! No more annoying Godmodder! Thank you!
Rebel: Only thing is that he left us a bill.
GDT: Woo–wait, what?
Ghaleon: A bill? How much?
Void: Nothing to impressive, just $14,937.
PBX: Oh, good. For a second there I thought it was going to be something we couldn’t pay.
*Everyone stares at PBX*
PBX: Go PBX! Go PBX! It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!
Outlaw: So what do you suggest we do?
Rebel: First we kill PBX for being a complete dumbass about everything.
Void: No, we can’t do that.
Ghaleon: We need to find Ti-An and get him to pay this bill?
Rebel: Great idea, but you guys forget–I’m the leader. We’ll do this my way.
Void: *Sighs* Okay, Rebel. How do you want to do this?
Rebel: Simple. We go to town, find Ti-An, get him to pay this bill, and then we beat the living daylights out of both him and PBX.
Deathtuna: Do we have to…
Void: Unfortunately, if I were to say no, Rebel and GDT would probably not listen.
Rebel: Enough talking. We’re off to the city!
*Hopping into their awsome pimp van, they drove off into the city… with Rebel behind the wheel.*
Rebel: *Hits an old lady*
PBX: Ooh! Look at all the blood and guts on the windshield! *Laughs hysterically*
Outlaw: I’m suddenly scared.
Rebel: Don’t worry, I’m just warming up.
*They get out of the blood-covered bus in the middle of the city, and search by splitting up*
Ghaleon: Excuse me, have you seen a green sponge with chains dangling on his body pass this way?
Kid: AHH FREAK GET AWAY!!
GDT: Idiot! Ti-An has probably transformed like us!
Ghaleon: Oh yeah… Well, you can try if you want.
GDT: Yeah, yeah… Hey kid. Have you seen a guy who’s dressed up like he’s from the Matrix around here?
Kid: AHH FREAK GET AWAY!!
GDT: *Punches the kid in the face*
PBX: Hey, Tuna. Do you think maybe Ti-An jumped off this cliff that just so happens to be right next to town?
Deathtuna: Flying fish… breezy cheese *snorts* zzz….
PBX: I bet he could survive… But we gotta make sure. *Rolls Tuna off the cliff*
*And somewhere else*
Rebel: Hey Ti-An! Get over here so we can beat you up, boy!
Void: Wow, he’s really going to come out for that, Rebel.
Void: Well, with PBX and Tuna checking the outskirts, Ghaleon and GDT asking questions, Outlaw checking the sewer system, and us just doing whatever, we’ll probably find him.
Rebel: We’d better. Or I’ll be forced to kill someone el–
Bank Teller: Help, he’s stolen our money and he’s getting away! That fiend, I just knew he was up to something coming in here like he was in the Matrix or something!
Rebel and Void: Ti-An!!
*The two chase after the robber into a dark alley and come to a dead end. Annoyed and frustrated, Rebel kicks a trash can, causing it to go flying.*
Void: Strange. I didn’t know Ti-An could fly or make incredibly high jumps…
Rebel: …He’s a Godmodding reploid who looks like he’s from the Matrix. Hello?
*A figure then steps out of the shadows, with purple bat-like wings and black hair with grey and purple armor.*
???: Oh, what a bother. I get tired of being compared to the Matrix. I don’t even look like I’m from it.
Rebel: Huh? Who’s there!
???: Oh, yes. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is… ANTI-MAJIN!!
*Lightning strikes, babies cry, the sun smiles*
Void: …I didn’t know the sun could do that.
Anti-Majin: Damn sun, getting in the way with my uber-cool entrance. I smite thee!
Rebel: Right… hey, maybe you can help us. Have you seen a guy who looks like he really did come out of the Matrix? You know, wears sunglasses, a black, leather trench coat, wears all black really.
Void: Is a total Godmodder about everything.
Anti-Majin: Oh yeah. He came by and went right through the wall. Real freaky.
Rebel: Damn, we’ll never catch him now!
*The robotic anti-creature then places his hand on the wall and sends a shockwave through it, knocking it down.*
Rebel: *Eyes bulging* Wow, thanks.
Anti-Majin: Yeah, yeah. Now get out of here before I decide to kill you two.
Rebel: Y-yeah… Let’s go Void. *Grabs Void and slowly walks off*
*A few minutes pass before Anti-Majin smiles to himself and takes to the skies with his wings. He lands on the rooftop and grabs a bag full of cash*
Anti-Majin: Heheh… suckers.
*In another part of town, Outlaw wasn’t having much luck.*
Outlaw: Nope, not even in the sewers. Of course, I don’t blame him for not being there. It was all… clean. *shudders*
Hobo: ‘Scuse me sir, do ya have some money for some bread and cheese?!
Outlaw: No. Now get away from me.
Hobo: Aw, but I woulda traded ya sumtin’ good for it.
Outlaw: *Curious* Oh? What?
Hobo: I found teh strangiest time-teller thingy ever! It transforms, ya see! *Turns into a guy from the Matrix*
Outlaw: *Hysterical* Here’s a mutated cat!
Hobo: Can I eat it?
Outlaw: You bet you can!
Hobo: Gimme! *Takes the cat and runs*
Outlaw: Hey! Come back with the watch!
*Chasing after the hobo, Outlaw comes to a stop when he finds a certain sponge’s body sitting down. The hobo was in a dumpster, playing with both the cat and the watch*
Hobo: Found him, I did I did. Kitty fun to play with!
Outlaw: Oh god. He’s dead.
Hobo: It wasn’t me! *Jumps out of the dumpster* Don’ be blamin’ it on me, sonny! You never take me alive, ’cause his mind left him and floated away!
Outlaw: What do you mean?
Hobo: I may be a drunk, but I see it be wit’ my eyes! Sittin’ down, and this thingy leaves and takes off! So I took the watch! To borrow and trade with heeeeeheehawhaw!!
Outlaw: So his mind left. Wierd.
*Suddenly a wall nearby goes down, and GDT and Ghaleon appear*
Ghaleon: Wow, what a ride.
Outlaw: What are you guys doing? You’re destroying public property!
GDT: Aw, can it. Some guy we met did it for us.
Hobo: Did it, says him! But where is be the truth?! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
GDT: Who is that?
Outlaw: Oh yeah, guys, I’d like you to meet Mr…. uh, well I guess you can call him hobo.
Hobo: Hobo Baggins! That be what teh dead guy over yonder saidy, a doodah, doodah!
Ghaleon: *Notices the sponge* Holy crap, he’s dead!
Hobo: Dead, but yet not! In a parallel universe, is he. Floating around doing stuff! *Gets in GDT’s face* But you knowins, he coulda been caught by de utter me.
GDT: *Pushes the hobo away* What other me?!
Hobo: Teh me dat go bump in da night! VROOOOOOM!!! *Takes off running*
Outlaw: Quick! Follow that hobo! *Leaves*
GDT: You’re joking.
Ghaleon: He’s wierd, but he seems to know something that we don’t. *Follows*
GDT: *Sighs* Am I the only one in this group who is actually normal? *Chases after*
*We go back to PBX and Tuna, falling down cliffs and more cliffs…*
PBX: Whee!! *Bangs head on a rock* Heehee!
Deathtuna: Spin around and around and around and around… *Stops* Huh? *Looks up*
Anti-Majin: Well, well. What do we have here? The heroes, trying to stop my plans?!
Deathtuna: Um, yeah sure… okay…
Anti-Majin: Fools! *Lifts Tuna up* I WILL KILL YOU!!
PBX: Bubble Splash!
Anti-Majin: Ow! Why you…!
*Anti-Majin chases after PBX near the entrance of the town, only to run into the two parties that is Rebel and Void, and Outlaw, GDT, Ghaleon and the hobo*
Hobo: There! There be me twice! I told ya I was crazy not!
GDT: All I see is someone to be beat up. *Cracks knuckles*
Anti-Majin: *Laughs* Ah, I see. More friends, which means more heroes! And I see that you were all working together!
Void: Wait, what do you mean, “more heroes?”
Hobo: Anti-Majin is eeveel! Never trust ta EEVEEL!! Only trust ta GOOD Majin, me! *Rips off the hobo outfit* You’ll be goin’ down, today!
Anti-Majin: It’s… you… Great.
*Majin charges at Anti-Majin and punches him directly in the face, causing him to stumble back.*
Rebel: Okay, will someone please explain to me what exactly is going on?!
Majin: After I saw your friend, the sponge, I hid myself.
GDT: You mean he didn’t transform?!
Majin: *Nods* Yeah, but Anti-Majin showed up and drove out his memory, making him a “ghost,” sort to speak. I hid out and decided to disguise myslef as a hobo. Had a couple of beers to get the act right. *burps*
Void: And you framed Ti-An with that robbery?! That’s pretty low!
Majin: Actually, Ti-An did commit a robbery, right before you guys showed up. That’s why Anti-Majin attacked him. So he could steal the money he stole and commit his own crime, and frame Ti-An for that one as well.
Ghaleon: So what happened to Ti-An?
Majin: Probably trapped somewhere, waiting for a new reploid body to be built so he can enter it. Isn’t that right, Anti-Majin?
Anti-Majin: Yeah, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling reploids and that nice me. But I’ll still take the money!!
*It is at that time that Anti-Majin notices that the money is encased in a block of crystal. Deathtuna yawns sheepishly.*
Anti-Majin: NOOO!! MY MONEY!!!
*Anti-Majin points one hand upward and creates a giant energyball. It grows larger and larger in mass until it was bigger the Megalopolis itself!*
Void: So… any ideas to stop this thing, Rebel?
Rebel: *Hiding behind Void* TAKE HIM!! Just don’t hurt me…
Anti-Majin: Bwahahahahah!! Fool, you will all die! Every single one of you!
Majin: If you kill all of us, you’ll lose your job since there won’t be anyone left to stop you!
Anti-Majin: Dang it all. You’re right. *Pulls the energy back* I guess I’ll let you go today… Until I can find a loop in that rule! *Flies off*
Deathtuna: Yawn… so, it looks like we won and managed to get the money back, huh?
Rebel: …Quick. Get the money and let’s go.
Majin: But I’m a hero. I can’t just–
Rebel: NO TIME FOR WASTIN’!!
Majin: *Throws the crystalized bag into the van*
Void: Rebel, I don’t think–
Rebel: QUIET, MONEY IS OURS!!!
*Everyone including Majin gets in the van and they drive off back to the base. They don’t say anything until the following morning*
Outlaw: So what are we going to do about Ti-An?
Rebel: Whaddya mean?!
Ghaleon: Well, we only have seven members. We need one more.
Rebel: Can’t we just say, “Oh well” and move on?
Everyone else: Rebel!
Rebel: Okay, fine. So any suggestions on who should replace Ti-An?
Deathtuna: Zzzzzzzz… make Majin a member… zzzzZzzzzzzzz…
Void: Well, I planned for such an occasion. *Pulls out a box with eight watches* These watches are like ours, except they transform into our former Maverick selves.
PBX: Cool! So I can become Crab… *Turns the watch on* And Crab! Yay for me!
Rebel: Yeah sure, why not. Anti-Majin will be sure to come by someday and try to kill us. We can use him as a shield.
GDT: Yeah, a bodygaurd along with over $30,000! Can’t get better than that…
Majin: *Comes down stairs* Oh, hey guys! You’ll never guess what I found. A bill charging over $10,000! I figured it was probably a burden, so I payed it off with the money you guys stole!
Rebel: *Eye twitches* You what?
Majin: Yeah… I figured you’d like that.
Void: Rebel, relax.
GDT: Yeah, we still have 20,000 plus!
Majin: Heh… well, you see… I figured, since the rest was also stolen, I could give it to charity! So, I did.
GDT: …KILL HIM!!
*GDT and Rebel, despite the other members efforts, advance on Majin, with evil intentions in mind.*
Majin: Huh? What’d I do? Um… help?
Rebel: Shut up… this’ll be over soon enough…